i’ve rebranded

dad, husband, president, citizen

[i’ve rebranded @emsakirk]

Pretty sure @chrissyteigen only wears a towel 96% of the time. What a legend.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Chin up, team. Take some time. Take care of yourself. Take care of your loved ones. Take care of your community.

There are a million ways to make a difference—get back in the fight when you’re ready.

And know that, whenever you are ready, I’ll be ready to get back in with you.

[Chris @citehchris]

they should do the kiss cam at chilis

[Myka Fox @MykaFox]

if another country had this many mass shootings you would be too afraid to travel there and protest their citizens from immigrating here

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

[not j*ss @itsnotjess123]

me, 30 minutes into a 2 hour movie : u know i’m kinda ready for this movie to be over

[milan @sorrowabounds]

and in that moment i swear we were infinite

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Cool thing about life is you can say "hey, I'm sorry about the whole situation with your dad" and it will apply to 95% of people

[Sahana Srinivasan @sahana_srini]

my pronouns are yes chef/thank you chef

[blackness everdeen @traceyecorder]

We had to beg for the life of Julius Jones yesterday meanwhile Kyle Rittenhouse will walk free today. This is not a flaw in the system, this is the design.

[trash jones @jzux]

the two worst feelings in the world are not having a job and having a job

[Mu Qing’s Eyeroll (trademark) @Batsfunhouse]

So turns out I texted my therapist last night

[i’ve rebranded @emsakirk]

@xoxogossipgroom @Amisleepslately Shot girl summer!!!

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

No more Suez canal jokes. That ship has sailed. You missed the boat.

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

meet cute at the vaccination clinic call that moderna love

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

Parents: We raised you better than that

Narrator: They did not