Emily Conroy

29. SEN teacher. Lover of all things food, booze, music, travel and theatre. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[Andrea D. Huberwoman, Ph.D. @thegenesisbl0ck]

Before having a baby I thought breastfeeding was just for feeding. I didn’t realise it’s how you bond, soothe, settle them to sleep, and calm them. It’s honestly so special. And I genuinely believe it makes everything so much easier. Feeding is only a tiny part!

[Kirsty ❤️‍🔥🪩 tayriana 🫶🏻 @mirrorball1397]

I am so grateful to have grown up with Lizzie McGuire, Hannah Montana, That's so Raven, High School Musical, Wizards of Waverley Place, Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Zoey 101, H2O Just add water, Camp rock, the sleepover club......what do kids even have today

[Mark Cecchini, CFP® @markcecchini]

Repeat after me:

“Congrats! When is he/she due?”
“Congrats! It’s the best thing ever.”
“Congrats! It flies by. Enjoy every minute.”

or literally anything but:

“Enjoy your sleep now!”
“Say goodbye to your free time!”
“The newborn phase is the easy part lol. You’ll see.”

[Troy Osinoff 🕺 @yo]

Spotify Wrapped is the most successful marketing tactic of the last ten years

Built on one simple idea:

People are obsessed with themselves

[Emily Conroy @emsam96]

I gasp-sobbed

[s ꕤ @sunshinesnati0n]

I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS, THE WAY I GASPED IN THE CINEMA.

[Emily Conroy @emsam96]

Mentally not ok after wicked for good

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I’ve got such a soft spot for Martin Lewis, wish he was my pal

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@MartinSLewis @itvMLshow Brilliant show as per

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@PaulaHurta17142 @katyperry O2 priority / artist presale was today. Venue pre-sale tomorrow then general Friday

[Emily Conroy @emsam96]

KP Cardiff castle tickets in the bag 😎 @katyperry’s first show back here since 2011!!!! Let’s gooooooo 🏰 (ps can I take my 5 month old in a sling? 👶🏻)

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@HummingBirdyxo @katyperry Absolutely!!! Waited long enough hehe

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@HummingBirdyxo Not me already having tickets to Capaldi too 🤣🤣 sorry Lewis Katy calls x

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bandaids is perfect!!!! 🩹❤️‍🔥

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@katyschild So good!!!

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@simplyxsh Yes girl!!!! Well done you

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Pregnancy insomnia is so fun 😎

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@Dear_Rhian I’m so sorry to read this Rhian. There are no words, but I’m sending you so much love ❤️.

[Emily Conroy @emsam96]

Waking up early to make yourself a cup of tea to go back to bed and listen to new Taylor Swift whilst it’s still dark outside is one of life’s simple pleasures

[Marshall @itboybops]

Katy Perry going to space offended people more than a literal murder