Emily Snyder Bandy

I got brains in my head. I got feet in my shoes. // Acquisitions Editor for film, tv, media, history, and foodways @upmiss. Opinions mine. she/her 💙⚾️🧡

[Bonda @BenOndaTop]

Fuck I hope Yordan feels fine after that lol

[Emily Snyder Bandy @emsandems]

@Chandler_Rome on pride night iktr!!!

[Emily Snyder Bandy @emsandems]

@tylercstafford

[Chandler Rome @Chandler_Rome]

@Yankeesfan824 Alvarez is the best hitter in baseball this season by every available metric.

[Evan Grant @Evan_P_Grant]

3 outs away from one of the most embarrassing no-hitters of all time.

[Sarah Griffith @sk_griffith]

build the Christian Vazquez statue

[Houston Astros @astros]

THE HOUSTON ASTROS HAVE NO-HIT THE TEXAS RANGERS!!

#ChaseTheFight x @MethodistHosp

[playoff buckets @badbuckets_]

HOW DO THE RANGERS NOT HAVE A PRIDE NIGHT WHEN THEY HAVE TWO DADDIES? YORDAN FOLLOWS ALTUVE WITH ANOTHER DONG

[Emily Snyder Bandy @emsandems]

spencer arrighetti has utterly charmed me, that interview was so delightful

[Houston Astros @astros]

Talk about Legendary.

#ChaseTheFight x @budweiserusa

[Emily Snyder Bandy @emsandems]

only one walk issued by @astros pitching today iktr 💅

[Emily Snyder Bandy @emsandems]

everyone be cool it's happening!!!

[Chandler Rome @Chandler_Rome]

César Salazar will pitch the ninth inning

[Emily Snyder Bandy @emsandems]

NOW’s the time for a

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@astros

[Chandler Rome @Chandler_Rome]

The top-3 finishers in American League Cy Young voting last season are now all on the injured list.

[Chandler Rome @Chandler_Rome]

Yordan Alvarez is the first major-league hitter to reach 10 home runs this season.

[Fan @maybef4n]

If you are in line to pitch for the Astros, GET OUT OF THE LINE YOUR LIFE IS IN DANGER

[Emily Snyder Bandy @emsandems]

@michaelschwab13 do we panic yet?

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

if the artemis astronauts don't throw out the first pitch at an astros game this season what are we even doing

[Emily Snyder Bandy @emsandems]

using wrinkle release spray on my pants while wearing them like owen hunt stapling his own thigh