emsbowe

A calamity

[emsbowe @emsbowe]

Job description of a Server:

“An unlicensed therapist, who prostitutes their soul for tips”

[emsbowe @emsbowe]

@ShitServersSay Why thank you 🙈☺️

[emsbowe @emsbowe]

Anyone else be swiping on #bumble with no intention of starting any conversations...

[emsbowe @emsbowe]

... purely there for the #egoboost

[emsbowe @emsbowe]

... just to see if the people you think are attractive match with you...

[emsbowe @emsbowe]

How is @euphoriaHBO not on @netflix or @PrimeVideo ?? This some f*cked up sh*t! And I am CURIOUS for season 2...

[emsbowe @emsbowe]

Life is such a bitch slap, and I’m not about it.

[emsbowe @emsbowe]

Casually flirting once to make that extra tip and now they are sending you daily good morning texts...

[Shit Servers Say @ShitServersSay]

I think we servers should BLOW UP @emsbowe ‘s Twitter account! We do not know how she could have only 2 followers! #FOLLOW this one..

[emsbowe @emsbowe]

Still not quite sure how that happened 😅

[Shit Servers Say @ShitServersSay]

@emsbowe Very impressive TWeat young lady. We have over 17,000 followers and I do not think we have a TWeat with as many likes and RT’s as yours.

[emsbowe @emsbowe]

@ShitServersSay Why thank you! I was serving a table of servers/bartenders and we were giving about the service industry and I ended up saying that to them and they encouraged me to create an account just to make that tweet cause it was “too accurate not to share with world”

[emsbowe @emsbowe]

Job description of a Server:

“An unlicensed therapist, who prostitutes their soul for tips”

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We did it, @JoeBiden.

[emsbowe @emsbowe]

@lazyjeane Hahah I know! Wildddd! You guys gave me the inspiration man 😂