EmSchizzle

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at least we stole the show.

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The goal is to make everyday a good day.

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Life is guud

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“He’s celibate!” -me
“Did you just say he’s ‘still a bitch?’” -some lame

I laughed.

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@WHITEYHTML Love you whitey bby ✨

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A little late but @cordae shouting out @TechN9ne is gang and real recognizing real. WISH EVERYONE WAS REAL!!!

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ya girl turned 27 yesterday— thankful to be here, and for the journey that came with it!
can’t wait to see what new adventures this trip around the sun will bring!
✨ https://t.co/ehm61YH2nD

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🤣🤣🤣

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THANK YOU KENAN ANS LORN

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Ok— I’m not okay with Pete Davidson getting more air time just because he is dating Kim Kardashian. This mf is one of the best current SNL cast mates🤟🏼💛😅

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Ok— I’m not okay with Pete Davidson getting more air time just because he is dating Kim Kardashian. This mf is one of the best current SNL cast mates🤟🏼💛😅

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priorities are very straight going into 2022

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fuck I didn’t get a holiday pie from mcD’s this season, I need before it’s too late 😔

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longest day of the year, saying goodbye to seasonal depression—only up from here 😅

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I’m actually not okay that it’s cold outside now, I’ve really enjoyed this warm December 😞

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I love my cuzzo’s. y’all have no idea.

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@emschizzle Thank you for the correction.. we will do better

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@RuscinZach HEY, Captain Obvi here— no such thing as jazz fingers, it’s either jazz HANDS or spirit FINGERS!