emily

[emily @emschlacks]

@ParkNasty69 r u ok

[emily @emschlacks]

dan hurley is annoying me

[emily @emschlacks]

@ParkNasty69 you deserve better

[Barstool Boilermakers @BarstoolPU]

I’m so glad Purdue Basketball did not negatively affect my emotions today

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Christmas in st barths looked amazing but you’ll never know the epic highs and lows of getting drunk in the garage with your cousin

[emily @emschlacks]

@ParkNasty69 i thought this jacket was bad luck

[emily @emschlacks]

@ParkNasty69 i’m up to 35 bud lights now

[emily @emschlacks]

ok can confirm they are in love with me

[emily @emschlacks]

is every performer on broadway in nashville in love with me or do they just make really intimate eye contact so i will keep tipping them

[emily @emschlacks]

is every performer on broadway in nashville in love with me or do they just make really intimate eye contact so i will keep tipping them

[emily @emschlacks]

@ParkNasty69 solid saturday finds

[emily @emschlacks]

@ignotus_potter ok twist my arm i’ll do this too

[emily @emschlacks]

my uncle told me after a hurricane alligators + snakes get confused & are unaware of their new surroundings. he then told me to be careful as if they are going door to door + im letting reptiles into the house? i didn’t even know they had thoughts, now they are at my front door?

[emily @emschlacks]

my service is spotty so it was frozen on this image for like hours

[emily @emschlacks]

@fibulaa this image alone saved me from hurricane ian today

[emily @emschlacks]

@TSax13 go bears

[emily @emschlacks]

@Miles_Teller is the only reason i sit at my desk

[emily @emschlacks]

old man at the eye doctor just gave his AOL account as his email. genius tactic. probably never gets spam emails or any emails at all

[trash jones @jzux]

adderall isn’t enough. i need to like my job

[emily @emschlacks]

@ParkNasty69 Party for Two