emily schmitz

King Rupert, may he rest in peace.

[emily schmitz @emschmitz]

Ry decided that the best time to take a poop was while I recorded my introduction speech for COM class...

[Jason Romano @JasonRomano]

This also is the best thing you’ll watch today. Well done Dads.

[Spay Or Neuter Your Computer @chaoticgaythey]

Current mood

[beige @beigeallison]

if you cut into a person from St. Louis you will find they are gooey butter cake

[emily schmitz @emschmitz]

@JayhawkJenna chips 💯 the pickle to breading ratio is wayyy off with spears

[Nate Tice @Nate_Tice]

My sister lives in St. Louis and just sent me this. Apparently these two did it last week and the whole block cheered them on.

[annee @annee_izatt]

i’m like actually losing my mind over this video John Mayer made. my king

[andrew lowe @andrewlowe]

me when i finish all my quarantine books but barnes and noble is closed

[Pitch @pitchjokes]

For those who aren't familiar with the NFL, the yellow line is the first down marker, and the blue line means the field is pregnant.
#SuperBowl

[emily schmitz @emschmitz]

$EmilySchmitz

[Cash App @CashApp]

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[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

LAST NIGHT 😍

[ℝ𝕒𝕖𝕖𝕢𝕦𝕒𝕫𝕒 @Raeequaza]

its crazy how profoundly awful being 23 years old is. i dont think there’s one 23 year old having a good time

[emily schmitz @emschmitz]

@PeytonOrban They do

[St Louis CITY SC @stlCITYsc]

H⚽️ME SWEET H⚽️ME

We’re building more than just a stadium. We’re creating an urban hub. 👀 Check out the latest renderings of our NEW stadium district in the heart of Downtown West – the new home of @MLS in STL! 🙌🙌 Learn more now at https://t.co/lZ4m63kS2u. #MLS4THELOU

[alien superstar @poetnextdoor]

scorpio season on the way to disrupt absolutely everything

[Taylor Nicole Dean @taylorndean]

today i discovered what john krasinski‘s laugh sounds like from various bloopers and it seemed important enough to share. that’s all