Emily Buchinger

Whether it's life experiences, random work thoughts, or drunken confessions, you'll find it here

[alex c. litalien @aclitalien]

basically all of #bachelor nation right now.

[Emily Buchinger @eMSchrauf]

@_megandecker @miaa_schrauf Super accurate for others but not Megan’s haha

[Emily Buchinger @eMSchrauf]

How old is too old to get a ring pop?

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@SLeighJ93 At least your parents told you....

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Well that was a waste of 3 1/2 hours...

[Allison @adderallthisass]

Vaccinate your kids. The wall isn’t realistic. Women should have the right to an abortion. Addiction is a disease. Mental health is important. Boys won’t just be boys. Wake the fuck up people. #thanksforcomingtomyTedTalk

[Emily Buchinger @eMSchrauf]

Is there a petition to stop the 199 ride commercials? If so I’ll sign my name right now. #PleaseStop

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When I didn’t wake up to the door bell to let Alex after a night at the bars does he call me? No. Does he text me? No. My man emails me. #ProfessionalButDrunk

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Had to run to the grocery store on my lunch break to pick up a couple of things, parked near the liquor door so naturally I came out with my groceries plus 2 bottles of wine 🍷

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Love is when he sends you an email telling you he’s going to be home late since his phone died at work....💕

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@_megandecker @emmatuszak @sammay13 @A_BEAZY4 😂👏🏼

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@girlposts @_megandecker @_tylerrobida

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Currently listening to a guy getting super pissed while ordering Chinese because he needs the hot oil not the paste, no noodles, no baby carrots, only hot and spicy beef (extra), no rice, etc...then gets pissed cause they are asking questions to make sure it’s correct 🙄🙄

[Emily Buchinger @eMSchrauf]

Most parents say that they don’t have favorites. My mother isn’t most parents.

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*Gets a ton of shit for not being able to make it to family Thanksgiving*

*Entire family gets food poisoning from Thanksgiving meal*

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@_megandecker @_tylerrobida Why do bad things happen to good people?😭😩

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When I open a bag of any kind and my bf instantly thinks I'm eating, I might have a problem 🤔😳

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Other drivers must've been very confused to why I was singing part of a song to my empty passenger seat but it was Party for 2 so..obviously

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It is so incredibly hard to focus on my last day of work! #LetMeOut

[Emily Buchinger @eMSchrauf]

Fantasy football means a lot to my dad. #SoProud