Emily Schulz

Notice me senpai.

[Emily Schulz @emschulz]

@guo_camole @Things4WhitePpl This has already been established

[Emily Schulz @emschulz]

@sarahe_marie the price apparently is one rice cake per sheet of paper

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Relaxation tips: Take a walk, take a bath, pet a dog, steal someone's dog and keep it and it's your dog now forever, meditation.

[Goodreads @goodreads]

Do you always let friends borrow your books? (via @EpicReads)

[Emily Schulz @emschulz]

Me: *puts away two shirts*
Me: Mom what do you mean I didn't clean?

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Later tonight, a man unbound from time & space will leave boxes under decorated pine totems as assessments of children's moral worth.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Be the temporary & insignificant lump of organic material you wish to see in the world.

[Emily Schulz @emschulz]

@jennabear1818 https://t.co/7va2ePuGz9

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

"I just got mauled by a bear!"
"Did you let a bear in your house?"
"Yeah, I wanted to prove a point. But I didn't think he'd maul ME."

[Emily Schulz @emschulz]

Me this week, next week and the week after that

[Emily Schulz @emschulz]

@Lin_Manuel also I hope you and your son feel better soon!! 🌞

[Emily Schulz @emschulz]

@Lin_Manuel The amount of sass and talent and perspective in #TheHamiltonMixtape is blowing my mind. Time to learn to rap in Spanish! TY

[Emily Schulz @emschulz]

@Lin_Manuel I cant stop listening to "Immigrants (We Get the Job Done)" & I get chills every time. It gives me hope while I study for finals

[Abraham Guo @guo_camole]

@Things4WhitePpl @emschulz

[Emily Schulz @emschulz]

I haven't really stopped doing homework this semester. It's just that some study breaks are longer than others.

[Emily Schulz @emschulz]

@PlanetofFinks @NightValeRadio someone needs to call Tim Burton and make a claymation episode of WTNV #Please

[Emily Schulz @emschulz]

Morgan: Sarah are you okay?
@sarahe_marie: ummmmmm. It's all relative. Like, I'm not dead.
*after some thought*
I'd kind of like to die.