buttermilk mommy

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[buttermilk mommy @emschwartz_]

If you’re not in love with me... why? I don’t get it.

[b̋̋e̋̋e̋̋v̋̋s̋* ੈ♡‧₊˚ @beevsta]

man cyan’t do it like beevs !!!

[b̋̋e̋̋e̋̋v̋̋s̋* ੈ♡‧₊˚ @beevsta]

the 2025-2026 knicks proved that the power of friendship can fuel any goal you might have

[buttermilk mommy @emschwartz_]

Glitter & Clam

[buttermilk mommy @emschwartz_]

When I was pregnant I cried once because I had belly button lint.

[buttermilk mommy @emschwartz_]

@beevsta Dissertation on the correlation between being chill asf and a whole vibe.

[buttermilk mommy @emschwartz_]

I see all these influencer captions on Instagram reels and it is beyond obvious chatGPT wrote every single one of them.

[buttermilk mommy @emschwartz_]

when someone calls and says “isthisthekrustykrab” but my name is patrick so I hang up

[buttermilk mommy @emschwartz_]

Euphoria just isn’t Euphoria without Labrinth.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[buttermilk mommy @emschwartz_]

Computa, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I can,
and the wisdom to know the difference.

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

I think Gmail lying about this storage shit

[lilium @pukeirl]

I miss every cat I’ve ever met

[KING KLAT ⭐️ @Kingklat]

@deeore5 And the cat is always winning on vibes alone

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

arguing with a cat is insane but i be doing it

[m @skitzocat]

the dead horse is beating me

[buttermilk mommy @emschwartz_]

I love my husband

[buttermilk mommy @emschwartz_]

Nothing will ever compare to the feeling I get when my little baby holds my face in his hands and is smiling back at me. My heart has died and come alive 50000000000x over again.

[buttermilk mommy @emschwartz_]

Cut Eddie’s hair and didn’t give him a fuck ass bob this time 🤩

[buttermilk mommy @emschwartz_]

First couchella! Like I’m there actually.

[jane doe ☣︎ @f8lfang]

im evil as fuckkkkkk still gonna tip 20% tho