emma dilemma

25 | she/they

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Hey man, they’re cursing me forever to sleep on a twin size mattress in somebody’s attic or basement my whole life later, if you wanna stop by

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i am a lover but underneath that i am a hater but underneath that i am a lover again

[colleen @collme_maybe]

movie theater popcorn can be a beautiful dinner for one

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

what if we were ibuprofriends

[sien. @sien_wtf]

so the bar is where i go

[✵ @nxymll]

my life is a constant cycle of watdatmean and oh ok

[Zy0x @Zy0x_]

me personally i'd listen to the sirens bc i always listen when women speak

[T @dfwtee_]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped.

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

[engaging in one of my many vices] this is the one vice I allow myself

[Alice @AliceinDCland]

@ noah kahan’s fiddle player are you looking for a wife at this time

[grace @gracefishlove]

idk i think the elephant really ties the room together

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

[daniel @4skip0]

i have to go run some aarons

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

It's called The Odyssey because the odyence will see it

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

DIVA 💅 DOWN ⬇️ FLIMSY 🍜 LINDSAY 👵 Graham 👴 is on permanent 😭 RECESS 💀 today 📆 after taking 😳 a deep 😩 DICKING 🍆 💦 from 👏 a SEXY 🫦 ILLNESS ☣️ the senator 👴 from SOUTH ⬇️ CUNTOLINA 🇺🇸 💅 died 🪦 on FREE 💸 SLURPEE 🥤 DAY 📆 after a 👶 lifetime 👴 of SUCKING 🍆 😩 the life 💀 out of his 💅 CUNT 🍑 -STITUENTS 😏 While many 🙅‍♂️ will not 🚫 miss 🤷‍♂️ the notorious 💥 WAR 🔫 COCK 🍆 we must pour 🫗 one out 👉 for this 💃 SEXY 🫦 SLAYER 💀 down⬇️ south 🇺🇸 so send ✉️ ➡️ this to 🫵 your 🔟 most❗SEXUALLY 🍆 💦 AMBIGIOUS ⚧ CUNT🍑 -SERVE💅 -atives 💁‍♀️ if you 🫵 get 0️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 👎 a real 😩 LENINGRAD 🇷🇺 LINDSEY 👴 if you 🫵 get 5️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 😂 a certified ✅ GRAHAM 🍞 CRACKER 😳 and if 😩 you get 🔟 back 📩 you’re a 😳 FULL 🍆 🍑 BLOWN 🌬️ LADY

[noen @11dylz]

my fav part of free agency is seeing 8 million names I’ve never read in my life and every single one has at least one devastated fan

[breezy ࣪ ִֶָ☾. @vampirehamilton]

big fan of her music. didnt know she was an nhl goalie