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I like to laugh. I’m happiest outside. I like trees, dogs, books, baseball & college football.

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@_imperfectfaith I told a very small number of people (immediate family & 1-2 friends) the truth and I asked them to fill others in as necessary. When someone asked me questions, I would direct them to one of those people. It helped a lot.

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@ryancduff @SassySouthBlond I feel like he should have been less angry coming from Switzerland.

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I know everyone is fussing about the heat, but I truly love it. It feels like a hug every time I go outside. I grew up spending every minute of the summer outside in 95 degree heat. This is perfect.

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@Alicia_Bittle_ Oh that’s awesome, I’ll have to look at those!

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Chlorine. It instantly feels like home & relaxes me.

[Amy ❯❯❯❯❯ @absolutelyamyyy]

What’s an unusual smell/scent you like?
I’m not talking like vanilla or mint, I mean something unusual

I love the smell of Germolene antiseptic cream 😍

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@Nyct0phil3_x @CCTran1996 @Waffle_Mother Someone has to be in charge!!!! Signed, an oldest daughter whose nickname was “bossy banana britches”

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@Alicia_Bittle_ @ToriHar45141631 Depending on how your teeth are, I think whitening can make a big difference in appearance & boosting confidence!

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@dumbandfunn When I don’t want alcohol but I’m out with friends, I order tonic water with lime because it looks & tastes nearly identical to a vodka tonic.

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@simonsarris This book is one of my favorites!

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@mreasycredit @Corbienest I did listen to his full comment (all 90 seconds) & I think saying because he couldn’t do it once that no one else can without some supernatural explanation disregards people who routinely drag & carry other people. That seems arrogant to me.

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@_imperfectfaith The thing is, even IF that were true (& we know it’s not), you’re still allowed to choose to get divorced. You’re allowed to get divorced for petty & shallow reasons if you want to. He doesn’t get to decide if the reason is valid.

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A guy at work started to tell a joke then censored himself bc I was there. I told him just say it. He told another guy to send a dick pic to the boss to see if that would get a response.

That’s it? As if I haven’t received a plethora of unsolicited dick pics over the yrs? Bro

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@Corbienest @ChaosJardin I plop my curls to dry them & wrap them in a t-shirt & my fiancé calls me Mario bc I look like a mushroom from the game

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@Nyct0phil3_x Oh my gosh! What a perfect little nugget! Happy Birthday!

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@emilykmay I knew with Kayla doing them they were going to be incredible! You’re absolutely beautiful!!!

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Good news, I did the little workout sesh I had planned for today. Bad news: I’m 8 weeks post-op and 5 lbs is still making my stomach sore…

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😂 this is honestly the highlight of the Mets season at this point.

[Steve Gelbs @SteveGelbs]

Almost choked, but I said what I said. Man of integrity who can’t be rattled.

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@crogers_htown @SarAllyce Thanks for the motivation to get the arm workout in that I told myself this morning I would do!