EmSig

Spreadsheet enthusiast. Lover of song lyrics and creative swearing. All opinions are entirely my own and likely to be weird.

[EmSig @EmSigur]

@anaisisreading Aaaah, I’ve been trying to forget that I’m waiting on this one.😭

[Barlow Adams @BarlowAdams]

To the gentleman who yelled “I bite my thumb at thee!” during a road rage incident with me six years ago,

Never have I adored anyone faster. Find me. Love me. Be my life coach. I miss you. We could have been soulmates.

[EmSig @EmSigur]

Ted Lasso is a great show, but they didn’t have to ruin Giles from Buffy so completely.

Never before have I been so torn between conflicting urges to climb a man like a tree and punch him in the balls. 🥴

[EmSig @EmSigur]

@Richard_Kadrey I have spoken to so many artists who are unhappy with their most popular work. I think it’s great when you can create something that’s just for you, that you love even if others don’t.

[EmSig @EmSigur]

@mkkraemer I love mine. I’ve heard the best model years to look for are 2003-2009.

[EmSig @EmSigur]

The biggest mood.

[Annie Morgan @annie_m_morgan]

9yo (frustrated and crying): I just want to read my book, but I keep having to talk to people and do chores!

[Stacey @skittle624]

To the pants with the fake pockets…everybody hates you.

[Trey Ferguson @PastorTrey05]

Nothing can separate you from God’s love.

You cannot do anything to earn it.

And it cannot be revoked.

Not by people doin you wrong.

Not by you bein raggedy.

Not by sin.

Not by death.

There is more to you than what you see.

There is more to God’s love than what you know.

[EmSig @EmSigur]

@tree_maidenhair I just told my hubs yesterday to share so his bowl would be plentiful 🤣

[EmSig @EmSigur]

@DadaBaseThought I was warned.

[EmSig @EmSigur]

@JonathanMaberry I can’t wait 😛

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

We tend to think book-lovers contribute nothing to society, but it was Madeleine L’Engle who said, “The first people a dictator puts in jail are the writers, the teachers, the librarians—because these people are dangerous. Let us have the courage to go on being dangerous people.”

[EmSig @EmSigur]

Can confirm, this is what peak performance looks like.

[Morgan ❤️💜💛🐝 @kilday_morgan]

Men think women want dudes who are beefcakes who live at the gym and make 8 figures.
What women actually want:

[EmSig @EmSigur]

@mostlydogshere Gary, Harvey and MC Bat Commander send their love.

[Jim LaPorta @JimLaPorta]

This is U.S. Army Staff Sgt. Michelle Young (MichelleYoung17 on Instagram). The military and veteran community lost her to suicide last night. A single mother, she is survived by her daughter Gracie. Her friends have set up a Go Fund Me: https://t.co/170VUMjaZH

[Patricia Correll @Author_PCorrell]

No matter how much they pester you!

[EmSig @EmSigur]

@robertbenda @LittleMissLizz What about the people coming right towards you, without a care that you’re pinned down with people moving in behind you?? That place is a nightmare 😢

[The Sassiest Semite @LittleMissLizz]

She was rare, like finding someone with situational awareness in a Costco.

[EmSig @EmSigur]

@suleikhasnyder Where do I sign this petition??