Em

“I don’t know, maybe get a kitten?”

[Em @emsimmy]

Hey @Eastlink since you’ve decided to have technical problems at the worst time possible, how about you pay for the hotspot charges I’m about to incur trying to write my online exam!!!!!!!!

[Em @emsimmy]

I appreciate kale as much as an millennial female but tbh I really think arugula deserves more love and attention

[Em @emsimmy]

https://t.co/NMAuM0ggat #busn13

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

don’t b sad go get a tattoo

[MALLY @MalindaBlack]

Woke up once again to no one cooking me breakfast. Tragic.

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

if u feel like u deserve better then u most likely do

[Sandbanks Provincial Park @SandbanksPP]

Say it out loud with us "we will collect our trash and dispose of it properly in the provided garbage bins!"

https://t.co/cgYLIiynFE

[Em @emsimmy]

@taraclarkson I’m in!!!

[Em @emsimmy]

On that note I will now be accepting weekend day trip suggestions 🙃

[Em @emsimmy]

Not having to work weekends for the first time in ever was really neat until I realized I can’t do anything on the weekends thanks to the bajillion and one tourists everywhere!!!!

[diplo @diplo]

being really good at bowling is weird and being really bad at bowling is weird. everyone should be super medium at bowling

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

hey guys I just want to be honest with you and let you know I am actually a cake

[Em @emsimmy]

True

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

I need to get tattooed

[glamorous reptile @glamoureptile]

what mental illness is it when you're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl year after year?

[Em @emsimmy]

I don’t know who needs to read this but putting ‘🤪’ after a pick up line is not attractive. I am now picturing your face, making that face, and neither of those are good looks

[dillonfrancis @DillonFrancis]

A bird shit on my head

[Em @emsimmy]

AND CAMPARI. 2020 has no mercy.

[Em @emsimmy]

I’ve honestly been okay with the hand 2020 dealt me but A WORLDWIDE APEROL SHORTAGE????? Unacceptable.