The Real Slim Sadye

Hard boiled egg aura. She/her

[The Real Slim Sadye @emski_H_]

2017: the year I mastered the art of flirtation

[Karl-Anthony Towns @KarlTowns]

Can the waitress in red lobsters plz bring me another dr.pepper >:(

[Koco Caine’s Straw @tyjnick]

they should walk down the aisle here

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

Jacob Frey went on every national news network to drop a Chuck Schumer F bomb and then came home and vetoed the one tiny shred of actual policy written to help alleviate financial stress on families caused by ICE and their illegal activities. God I fuckin hate that guy

[The Real Slim Sadye @emski_H_]

At the park slope coop I overheard a woman ask “do you know which sport the superbowl is?” and the cashier responded “I don’t know, I think football.” I can’t stop thinking about it

[Tumultuous Noise @StrengthBuild]

I got an ashkenazi friend look like Odessa A'zion
Got a mizrahi friend look like Odessa A'zion

[The Real Slim Sadye @emski_H_]

Why did I just get a targeted ad for a Zohran themed play party? Why do they think I would be into something like this??

[The Real Slim Sadye @emski_H_]

combined with ritalin, this is torture

[The Real Slim Sadye @emski_H_]

i found a cafe that is well lit, affordable, has good food, comfortable chairs... basically perfect in every way, except that they are blasting smash mouth and benson boone 😞

[The Real Slim Sadye @emski_H_]

this woman on the amtrak to boston has a blowout so perfect it's scary

[The Real Slim Sadye @emski_H_]

May be a coincidence but somehow every arrondissement I’ve googled so far is described as the Brooklyn of Paris

[The Real Slim Sadye @emski_H_]

People saying the neighborhood I’m staying in is unsafe but I just passed one of those board game bars, ok….

[The Real Slim Sadye @emski_H_]

How is this the kind of person I’m attracting 🙄

[The Real Slim Sadye @emski_H_]

Just saw an instagram “we’re hiring” post set to the song working for the knife, that’s crazy

[The Real Slim Sadye @emski_H_]

@Dr_SaebGaza .

[Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed]

For two years, the overwhelming majority of Israeli Jews and every one of their institutions have supported the non-stop slaughter & starvation of Palestinians; the vast majority believe there are no innocents in Gaza.

But the NYT believes it’s the slaughtered who have to be “deradicalized”.

[The Real Slim Sadye @emski_H_]

Oh is that what it means??

[The Real Slim Sadye @emski_H_]

Extending my trip to interview these people on the situation

[The Real Slim Sadye @emski_H_]

what does it say that this is the spam text that got my attention ?

[The Real Slim Sadye @emski_H_]

I would fuck anyone in jaws except for that idiot mayor

[our band could be your wife @grace_roso]

I’m writing the next great American email