Emily Faulkner

Can I offer you this nice egg in a trying time?

[Emily Faulkner @emsly1996]

Bug’s life is such an underrated movie.

Yes I’m currently watching it, why

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

did it hurt? when the years started coming and they didn't stop coming?

[Emily Faulkner @emsly1996]

I am fully enlightened now, just had to share

[Emily Faulkner @emsly1996]

For the longest time I thought when people were referring to Russ, they simply meant Russel Westbrook.

Didn’t know these were TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE.

[Emily Faulkner @emsly1996]

I’m still in the headspace where it freaks me out not seeing people wear masks. Super pumped about it but also the anxiety is

~lingering~

[Emily Faulkner @emsly1996]

@bagelbitch25 Yes

[Lecrae @lecrae]

What school doesn’t teach you.

[Emily Faulkner @emsly1996]

@chloe_noelle96 Love you bubby❤️ so sorry you’re still dealing with this😩

[Emily Faulkner @emsly1996]

@JuliaReinboldt You’re gonna do great!! So proud you’re finally doing it🤘❤️

[Emily Faulkner @emsly1996]

The two year old’s I nanny have finally learned to say “Thank you!”

Only thing is, it sounds like “F*ck you!”

You win some, you lose some

[Emily Faulkner @emsly1996]

The two kids I nanny are now fully in the terrible twos phase

Prayers good vibes and Venmo’s (emily-faulkner-18) are all appreciated

[Emily Faulkner @emsly1996]

Tell me you’re 24 without telling me you’re 24

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

zoom call

[𓅰 @fvckseaworId]

you had to be there

[Phillip @MajorPhilebrity]

Taylor Swift has given us more Covid relief in the past year than the federal government.

[ian @itsianraymond]

me and the girls when Fearless (Taylor’s Version) comes out

[Emily Faulkner @emsly1996]

@JuliaReinboldt Ok but I’m obsessed with this couch though and the cat and the plant