Emily

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[Emily @emsmithily]

Toddlers are abusive

[Emily @emsmithily]

Gave my kid pop rocks... face was priceless

[Emily @emsmithily]

Thank you final destination for making me drive a mile behind the truck in front of me on 206 bf there are tons of tools and metal rods on the back of the truck 🙃

[Emily @emsmithily]

Watching Carson walk to his potty is so cute 😂 Dad is teaching him the proper way to grunt on the potty

[Emily @emsmithily]

@Nick_Capretti25 Down

[Emily @emsmithily]

Craving an in and out strawberry milkshake. Someone take me to Cali

[Emily @emsmithily]

Dads are only useful for select things.. tonight it’s coming to my house and killing a spider in our bedroom. Thx dad

[Emily @emsmithily]

Parenting hack :
If you don’t wanna share your dessert with your kid just wait until they go to sleep and eat it all like the monster you are

[Emily @emsmithily]

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[Emily @emsmithily]

Day off checklist:
Clothes folded and hung up☑️
Laundry switched to dryer☑️
Vacuum, mop, and dust☑️
Switch all bedding and wash ☑️
Clean the bathroom...eh that can wait

[Emily @emsmithily]

@kaylatomasello Right

[Emily @emsmithily]

Tonight Carson gave me ten kisses instead of one at bedtime and was smiling and looking at me with such love. Best. bedtime. ever.

[Emily @emsmithily]

All you girls wanting to get married and have kids... be prepared to poop with your husband and kid(s) and pet(s) sitting in the bathroom with you. I don’t think I’ve been able to go #2 alone in at least 2 years when I am home 🙃

[Emily @emsmithily]

I watched a YouTube video today of families who feed their 2 year old only fast food and I wanted to 🤮🤮🤮🤮 every second of it

[Emily @emsmithily]

@kaylatomasello ♥️♥️♥️

[Emily @emsmithily]

@s_angelique_l If you ever need to talk, I’m here! I know how hard it can be! You can do it, just have to dig deep and look to the future and what you’ll have when it’s all over!

[Emily @emsmithily]

Carson talks in his sleep and when he’s trying to fall asleep now and it’s the most ADORABLE thing. I’m exploding.

[Emily @emsmithily]

I accidentally double locked the door and James couldn’t get in so he knocked on the bedroom window from outside while I was dead asleep and I’ve never thought I was being murdered more than in that second I woke up. Thx babe

[Emily @emsmithily]

I’m about to make a reservation for myself and Carson for a wine tasting bc I have no one to go with 😅