BIG mama 🦐

all hail plankton she/her

[BIG mama 🦐 @emspades]

date someone who travels to random cities with you JUST to roam alleys & do blind photoshoots @AliHook_

life hack: when it’s the right person, it doesn’t matter what you do or where you do it.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that we don't smile at them. The disconnect is fatal.

[zeywerks @zeywerks]

RIP #Fortnite Ballistic, here’s some of my poorly-aged feedback about the mode from over the course of last year.
I really enjoyed the mode and had high hopes for it.
I really don’t understand removing the mode with no alternative.

[BIG mama 🦐 @emspades]

horrendous decision. i’m so upset. ballistic is so fun??

[Fortnite Status @FortniteStatus]

https://t.co/oT6KJ9RgcD

[BIG mama 🦐 @emspades]

@FortniteStatus I just bought 2,800 V Bucks and have Playstation email confirmation that my purchase went through, but they are not appearing in my account. Please help.

[BIG mama 🦐 @emspades]

@ReedTimmerUSA This was in Bloomington!

[BIG mama 🦐 @emspades]

@FortniteStatus dude you guys just banned me from ballistic for 5.5 hours after my game crashed and kicked me out. I even submitted a report, with screenshots, after getting an error. i did not leave the match early.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning post, Donald Trump just put in writing his bragging about terminating Roe v. Wade. Retweet to make sure every American sees this and knows Trump is responsible for taking away women’s reproductive freedom.

[noah @bloodlineprint]

they were serving too damn hard for a nickelodeon show

[BIG mama 🦐 @emspades]

@bestofchappell thank you❤️❤️💋

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

This guy gets it. Worth a listen.

[BIG mama 🦐 @emspades]

yo @YouTube can you please disable ads for live streaming news channels during severe weather? like girl you’re really gonna let me die because i’m poor huh 😭

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Best take I've seen so far in regards to Trump's assination attempt.

[NWS Omaha @NWSOmaha]

No.
This is not typical.

[NWS Storm Prediction Center @NWSSPC]

Severe weather is likely Mon (4/15) in the central/southern Plains & Tue (4/16) from NE TX to the Midwest. All severe weather hazards are possible including tornadoes, damaging wind gusts, & large hail. More specific forecast details will become available in the coming days.

[HYPEX @HYPEX]

Should #FortniteOG should stay forever as a separate mode ⁉️

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

I absolutely love this story........ It made me cry.

"An 87 Year Old College Student Named Rose
The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn’t already know.

I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned round to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me
with a smile that lit up her entire being.

She said, “Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I’m eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?”

I laughed and enthusiastically responded, “Of course you may!” and she gave me a giant squeeze.
“Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?” I asked.

She jokingly replied, “I’m here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids…”

“No seriously,” I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age.

“I always dreamed of having a college education and now I’m getting one!” she told me.
After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake.

We became instant friends. Every day for the next three months, we would leave class together and talk nonstop. I was always mesmerized listening to this “time machine”
as she shared her wisdom and experience with me.

Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went. She loved to dress up and she reveled in the attention bestowed upon her from the other students. She was living it up.

At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football banquet. I’ll never forget what she taught us.

She was introduced and stepped up to the podium.
As she began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her three by five cards on the floor. Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the microphone and simply said, “I’m sorry I’m so jittery. I gave up beer for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! I’ll never get my speech back in order so let me just tell you what I know.”

As we laughed she cleared her throat and began, “We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop
playing. There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving success.

1) You have to laugh and find humor every day.

2) You’ve got to have a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die.

We have so many people walking around who are dead and don’t even know it!

3) There is a huge difference between growing
older and growing up.

If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and don’t do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old.

If I am eighty-seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight.

Anybody can grow older.

That doesn’t take any talent or ability.

The idea is to grow up by always finding opportunity in change.

4) Have no regrets.

The elderly usually don’t have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those
with regrets.”

She concluded her speech by courageously singing “The Rose.

She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our daily lives.
At the year’s end Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago. One week after graduation Rose died
peacefully in her sleep.

Over two thousand college students attended her funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught by example that it’s
never too late to be all you can possibly be.

When you finish reading this, please send this peaceful word of advice to your friends and family, they’ll really enjoy it!

These words have been passed along in loving memory of ROSE.

REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS
OPTIONAL.

We make a Living by what we get,

We make a Life by what we give."

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

“Thank you to the people who didn’t believe in me. To those who thought they were putting water on my fire, you put gas on it.” - Coco Gauff 😍👍❤️👏👏👏👏

#A_StarIsBorn 🌟

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

Hey @SarahHuckabee

Black history is not propaganda.

Black history is not teaching our kids to hate America.

Black history is not perpetuating a lie.

Slavery happened.

Lynching happened.

Rape, murder, brutalization, and dehumanization of Black people happened and continues to happen.

Racialized mass incarceration, racial profiling, and extrajudicial murder of Black people happened and continues to happen.

Black history is American history.

Black history is not indoctrination.

Banning Black history is racist.

You are racist. You are not Christian. You are pathetic.