Emily Spitzer

made of outer space

[Jack in the Box @JackBox]

little monsters, rise

[B&S @_B___S]

The most beautiful flower in the garden

[ShayFobic @bbeyfobic]

Beyoncé seen Arresting Donald Trump today 03/21/2023

[Emily Spitzer @emspitzer]

@chantellephant Literally just thought this #twinpower

[Keith @keithdunn]

The 2023 Barkley Marathons is over. There are three finishers. #BM100

[Sgt Joker @TheSGTJoker]

Republicans want to raise the age of voting to 21 because 18-21yos voted in droves in the Midterms. This is the same Republican Party that believes that an 18yo is mature enough to purchase an AR15 and a 10yo is old enough to be a mom.

Take all the time you need with that.

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

This can’t possibly be the same 9pm I used to be starting to get ready for a night out at

[Axel Folio, PhD, White Tears Distiller 🪁 @ISASaxonists]

If you are gonna do conspiracy theories go big or go home.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Friends: we haven’t seen you in forever
Sagittarius: so

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

But hey, thank God Republicans banned those books.

[Lemuel Lyes @LemuelLyes]

Last month I did the unthinkable and finally threw out that box of unloved cables that I've dragged with me through adulthood.

Today I realised that I needed one of them and have no idea how to find a replacement.

CONSIDER THIS A WARNING TO YOU ALL

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

going to the Harmacy to pick up my poisons and evil mixtures

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

can I bedazzle my vaccine card

[Emily Spitzer @emspitzer]

@lindsaymwright Ahhh yayy!!!!!!

[Allison Carter @AllisonLCarter]

“I trust my immune system” is such a weird reason not to get the vaccine.

Yeah, I trust mine to protect me too, which is why I gave it a detailed dossier on what the virus looks like so it can handle it.

[Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell]

imagine being in a country with limited or no access to the vaccine, watching the hospitals fill to capacity in America where you can get the shot at the fucking drug store for free