Emmi Bee

Designing all the things and sometimes complaining about it | MPLS

[Emmi Bee @EMsquared_i]

What’s the deal with all the dogs at the airport all of sudden? I have so many questions/concerns.

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For the longest time I haven’t been able to recall my dreams. But now I do. In vivid detail, and idk what tf is going on. 😳

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@ThatBeardedOne True. But as long as it’s creamy I think I’d take it. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Is there anything more tragic than opening a jar of peanut butter only to find you accidentally bought chunky? 😩

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@ItMeErika Can have ☝🏻

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There’s a noise in my office I’ve been hearing all morning that sounds like the Geiger counter from the Chernobyl series 😳😳😂

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@ImanaRadd INTP? Same, girl.

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*hot girl wearing bikini takes seductive looking mirror selfie*
Caption: “I need to clean my room”

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[Emmi Bee @EMsquared_i]

I don’t know what else to do, so I’m going to express my outrage about recent legislation with a tweet. 😤😡🤯🤬

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I love walking into work at 8:30am, hearing the brewers jamming to @qotsa. This is my kind of place.

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@nflowers99 Cactus are actually really challenging. They need sooo much sunlight and need to be watered like once a month, if that. So it’s very easy to kill them by overwatering or lack of sun.

[Emmi Bee @EMsquared_i]

Pothos are an easy houseplant, they said.
Don’t worry about watering it, they said.
So I didn’t. I killed it 😭😂

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When you think you’re being all cute and original, only to see 10 other girls with the same tat you’ve been dreaming of. Ugh. #nevermind

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A charity event that raises almost $800,000 in one night just sent their invitation out and it’s type set in....
wait for it....

Comic Sans!

😑
Why is this still happening?
#graphicdesignprobs

[Emmi Bee @EMsquared_i]

Just saw an ad at the library for a “Senior Surf Wed Class” and I just think it’s so precious we still live in a time that classes like this are needed.

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Who knew there were so many ugly shower curtains being sold to the world.

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I’ve never been asked so many times in one grocery shopping trip to get things from high shelves for short old ladies 😂😂

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“So what did you do during the polar vortex?”

I was so lazy I watched BOTH Fyre Festival docs on Netflix and Hulu

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@CTerminelDesign This is accurate