Emsta

my gf is internet famous for her drawing
@echosmagpie

[Emsta @Emsta567400]

Echo has mentioned to me that I tweet like a dad and I'm offended by how accurate I've realised that is.

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Your uber is here.

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward

[Emsta @Emsta567400]

@echosmagpie Its a very good film. Would recommend 👍🏼

[Emsta @Emsta567400]

@nihachad @echosmagpie Tyty I tried very hard

[Emsta @Emsta567400]

@BR0KENHEARTCLVB @echosmagpie Hey gotta be sure

[tabs (MOVED) @tabsphere]

how do i explain to my non british oomfs rn how the far right is losing their shit over an intergalatic bin robot competing against their leader in a local election he called for attention

[Sasha S. Graham @SxstaSeparatist]

She's just a kid. She has a lot of potential and I don't really think it's right to ruin her future over this.

[R⎊M @LDNRom]

So America turns 250. That's cute. My local pub is 364 years old.

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

It’s important to remember that the ‘walk 30 minutes per day’ scheme on the NHS is for England only. In Scotland, it’s 500 miles and then 500 more.

[Zeroxy @Zeroxy_]

Can someone who lives in the kansas area please forward this to the authorities, i don't know what I'm able to do from Norway but this person randomly said this in my twitch chat and didnt comment further. RTs appreciated as I really need someone from kansas to see this.

[Emsta @Emsta567400]

Just got told "you can have kisses anytime but sometimes they're region locked" like it's some Pokémon I can catch

[𝗠����𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Airports should have a post office so that you can mail things home instead of throwing them away

[Bannef @Bannef_]

I heard a beep and turned around… oh god she’s learned how to turn the AC on herself.

[Frozen Cascade @CascadeIsFrozen]

I have no words to describe how good Pearl is at this

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

A good trick for coping with hot weather is to freeze a bottle of water and then use it to bludgeon people who get on your nerves.