emma

This may be the painkillers talking (its not) but i think i might have been Van Gogh

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@NedStaebler slay

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@NedStaebler slayed

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Ps I hated your book

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@Delta thanks so much again for ruining our hiking trip to #seattle by losing my bag and gear :))

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NY got me so used to men catcalling I'm offended when they don't. #donttellthemillenials

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I haven't talked about Michigan in a while

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Yo why'd we stop drawing and quartering people and sticking their heads on pikes in the town square? Seems effective and economical

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@TheRealRomy we should twit again

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But do planes come in other shapes?

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@robdelaney I'll never forget and I'm pretty sure you haven't either

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I swear that food truck was just sobbing

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The chicest way to throw a party is to not show up

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@TheRealRomy our neighbor knocks on the wall whenever I play eminem.

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My Bieber fever is so bad at this point it's full blown tuberculosis

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@weismanjake sorry that was a bad icebreaker

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@weismanjake titanic

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@TheRealRomy hbu?

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I may not have control over much but I will have control over my pelvic floor!

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I like to store my hair clip on my sweater so ppl know I'm regular and approachable

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I love you in spite of your accent nail