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[em @emstentz]

@GovKathyHochul Ive seen zero nypd/national guard today on my commute into and out of Times Square. Considering they’ve been there every other day for the past year+, this is concerning and weirdly convenient given what’s going on right now???

[em @emstentz]

@SwiftNYC ITS 2am AND IM UNWELL WATCHING

[Value @valueandtime]

This might be the greatest thing I have ever watched

[em @emstentz]

@zainubamir Omg congrats!! 🎉🎉

[em @emstentz]

IF ANYONE OR ANYONE YOU KNOW IS SELLING TSWIFT TIX TN AT SOFI AT A SEMI DECENT PRICE LMK!!

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

In parts of the medieval Holy Roman Empire, husbands and wives could have a legal fight, called a marital duel, to solve their arguments.

Interestingly, the husband had to fight in a hole and with one arm tied. The wife could move around freely but had to carry weighted cloth. Her weapon was usually a bag filled with rocks, while the man got three clubs. If he touched the hole's edge during the fight, he lost one club.

Before the fight, couples were given a month or two to try and solve their problems. If they couldn't agree, then the duel would happen. If the husband lost, his head would be cut off. If the wife lost, she would be buried alive.

[NIMBY Patrol @NimbyPatrol]

I literally cannot help myself.

[em @emstentz]

Every single company collects data on everything we do, search, say, etc. I’m concerned because it’s turned into seeing targeted ads from what I’ve THOUGHT ABOUT (never spoken or written)

[ducki’s archive 🏳️‍⚧️ @dxckiii]

baby I could say I wanna go to disneyworld outloud with my phone shut down underneath my bed in a locked bedroom and as soon as I check my timeline I’ll have 7 ads for disneyworld on my instagram feed

[em @emstentz]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[em @emstentz]

These are my fav groups on fb. I’ve got a sonos sound bar, a roomba, etc

[em @emstentz]

Can someone from Wyoming pls lmk what munchers are as a side

[em @emstentz]

@itsgenpop @ITYSL Icon

[GENPOP @itsgenpop]

TC TUGG ME @ITYSL

[em @emstentz]

Maybe leave a tip jar out for your employees so we can actually give them money they deserve for being overworked and underpaid on days like these (& everyday) and give ur boooooritos fo free. Thnx @ChipotleTweets

[em @emstentz]

SIX DOLLARS?!!! it used to be free back in my day fml I sound like a boomer but like wtf. My normal chicken burrito used to cost $6.70 f outta here. now i have to do a song and dance, dress up, scan my code AND pay. Cmon.

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

This Halloween, come haunt any U.S. Chipotle from 3pm to close and get a $6 entrée when you dress in costume & scan your Rewards member ID.

Limit 1 offer per costume. Rewards members & in-restaurant only; no digital, delivery or catering orders. Rules: https://t.co/1HmW7QxwEh

[AFC GLEN @AFC_GLEN]

French TV show invited people with unusual laughs to sit together….. the outcome is fucking brilliant. 😂

[whethan @whethanmusic]

Shoutout to the homies in your life that you don’t communicate with all the time but when you finally reconnect it feels like nothing ever changed, all the love is still there.

[em @emstentz]

Nooooooooo

[CNN @CNN]

The Choco Taco is gone for good. https://t.co/FLqRKXTKg7