Emily Seibel Yates

CD @questusagency • go deacs • she/her

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not me from elementary school thru senior yr 🫣

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hey everyone on Love is Blind: you’re not falling in love, you just need ✨therapy✨

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anybody else wish they could turn on subtitles for the Nanit

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my 5 week old

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

she’s a 10 but she gets EXTREMELY irritable and hostile when she’s overstimulated

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@KO_Crowley I always thought you were more of a “don’t talk to me until I have my breakfast burrito”

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the collective office burnout at 3pm on a Thursday is so real

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@alixqureshi Edit

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if your IG story today is anything but @Spotify wrapped — I DONT WANT IT

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how much do Ticketmaster engineers hate taylor swift?

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did we all go into advertising bc of Arthur and the Crunch cereal contest or just me?

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@joe_portsmouth Open

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I just did this then came to tweet about it and realized I’ve tweeted about it before.

Update: I’ve named it salsa cereal

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When you're almost done with your salsa chips snack, does anyone else pour the littlest chip pieces into the little bit of salsa that's left and mix it all up and eat it with a spoon???

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not me ending a formal business meeting with “love you guys”

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@misterlavine @washapig Take off.

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“Mommy likes to get really stressed out because she thinks that’s what makes things happen” - my husband dragging me to the dog, who agrees completely

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@washapig Trim your hooves

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when i pick up my dog in front of the window and say "look at the beautiful sunset," i promise he really does look

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marketing PSA: not everything is "the Mercedes of X" or "the uber for Y"

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asking my project manager where i should bill my time for looking at everyones spotify wrapped