Carol Kons

Am the type of person who would put a picture of a missing cow on a milk carton.Learn to laugh and rt so we can laugh too.

[Carol Kons @emsykay]

I have decided to write all my jokes in capitals from now on.

This one was written in Nairobi

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

One of my least favourite things about having both autism and ADHD is the constant fatigue that I feel...

I have so many things I WANT to do, but I lack the energy to do all those things. It feels like a constant barrier.

[🎨Artsy M*rxist 🎨 (commissions closed) @ArtsyMarx1st]

we cant. thats why our su*cide rate is like 9x that of a neurotypical person.

[zayden @pemilo123]

Applying for jobs as a neurodivergent person is so wild like what do you mean I'm supposed to apply for jobs where I don't fit the criteria they clearly listed for a reason?

[Writer | Climber | Mother of Dragons | Kas Ka Gan @Wordslinger__]

He didn't "lose" his freedom. He murdered a pregnant woman.

[Olivia Pope @darkerberry__]

Kule rumande wamepata mwimbaji hodari, hakuna kuboeka mamae

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Photo of Killed Sharon Obado you'll never see

They raped her then ripped her

And she was HEAVILY pregnant with his kid

Waling'oa mtoto na kisu, labor without anaesthesia! Lit by a lot

Naftali, Hellen Obado's bro organised the goons. He was a police who got fired out of misconduct

Her other brother Dickie, was sergeant at arms, Migori assembly. If I'm lying, thunder strike me dead

I'm not telling you heresay. Naftali once told me he'll rub Pili Pili on my vagina then drop me in river Migori

My crime? Supporting Ochilo Ayacko. Orengo saved me, I'll tell you how in my book

Naftali is so dangerous, he used to drive within Migori in a white car with Machetes Kwa boot! Panga! Beti!

Obado is currently Ruto's Chief mobilizer in Nyanza.

I Know his wife killed her, not him

But this was unnecessary. Ruto is covering him now, coz they're in gold business macalder, Nyatike

Bwana I know very deep things. Very deep. Handle me with care Disiyai

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Good Morning, Neurodivergents. I’m here to shake the table again.

What color is August?

[MB ( COMM OPEN ) @spiderman20058]

At the end of the day he became who he hated the most

A person of color

[Ginger @gingerbrigade1]

I don’t need a recipe for disaster.
I usually just eyeball it.

[UI/UX @Ajayfizzy]

People fighting in WhatsApp group

Me saving new stickers:

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

🤣🤣🤣

[Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport]

Sure sex is great, but have you ever had your suitcase arrive first on a baggage carousel?

[Carol Kons @emsykay]

Sawa. Nitarudi 🤣🤣

[Baba Kayai @BabaKayai]

@sickolia_ @kebubu, @Dee_spicable @emsykay

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

Update: It seems those acting on behalf of the Ruto government panicked.

They have restored some of the loan data that had been hidden

but the Affordable Housing loan is still missing.

They had also disabled the Kenya Digital loan Ruto took from the World Bank, the CBC loan taken by the Uhuru-Ruto government, and several others. I’m currently going through the full list of what was hidden.

I’ve actually received an email with a long explanation what looks like an apology and a promise of an investigation.

But the World Bank should understand this: the loans you give to Kenya will be repaid by us Kenyans. You should not behave like the Kenyan government hiding financial data so that looting can continue unchecked.

Also, why should govt officials fear, if they used the loans prudently?

[Carol Kons @emsykay]

@KenyaRedCross there is a homeless person having a seizure at the City Square fly over. Please assist

[Anonymous XC @Kingpinxc]

Here is 70+% identity photos and videos of the killer cop, who took away a life of an innocent mask seller during today protest😭😭😭this cop needs to be arrested with immediate effect. A police officer with a pointed nose.
Check thread for the photos and the videos 👇

[Carol Kons @emsykay]

@KRACare Sent on DM.

[Carol Kons @emsykay]

@KRACare I'm unable to access itax because it's asking for mobile number OTP verification.
The OTP has been delayed for over an hour. Is it possible to have this feature disabled?

[sumit🇮🇳 @sumit45678901]

The man who m*rdered United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson inscribed the words “deny,” “defend” & “depose” on the shell casings that were left at the scene.

The masked ass*ssin is still on the run as details of his whereabouts remain unknown.