Em

I believe in magic school bus journeys to cerebrums.

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X:تشرفنا
أنا: أنا أشرف

🤡

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A random but important thought I recently had is HOW ARE WE OKAY WITH PARROTS?

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@TurkishAirlines I don’t understand how I could have 2 flights booked with you and with the first one delayed, you can’t rebook my other flight or even tell me if you provide a hotel for an overnight layover??

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@thehalalwitch @Koftes Me just lingering like a creep and liking this haha

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I don’t understand when fruit is labeled as “wild”. Was this strawberry out at the club getting tipsy?

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When you decide to casually listen to Kendrick’s new album for the first time on the way to work and then We Cry Together plays

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Jet lag is trying to wipe an apostrophe with your hand because you thought there was something on the screen.

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@Saranonymously Yes

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Only a few things in life are more humbling than hearing your own voice singing as loudly as possible to a song that just abruptly stops playing.

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Random ad that I’m getting for working out.

Literally none of that sounds appealing.

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Zara: here’s what you would like in this outfit if you’re in distress on a balcony. Or upside down on a swing.

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The heat is down at the office and my Apple Watch is interpreting my shivers as exercise. #fitnessismypassion

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This is 30.

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This is 30.

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Fitness level: my caffeine induced tachycardia is interpreted as exercise by my Apple Watch. #FitnessFreak

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I just wished someone happy broth day 🍲

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محدش قاللي إن ال-adulthood مليانة حموضة ليه؟

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My water bottle fell and tumbled multiple times this morning and I looked at it with disappointment and said “wow dramatic much?” out loud. Happy to report my sanity is intact.

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Anti-vaxxer: the vaccine is not even FDA approved

*FDA approves vaccine*

Anti-vaxxer: like FDA approval means anything

🤔

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LAX smells like the outside of the club at 2 AM except there is no hot dog stand to make you feel better about how desperate you are #LAX do people hashtag still?