Emily Tait

very friendly and full of beans 🪴

[Nerdeen Kiswani @NerdeenKiswani]

Disgusting. The U.S. is treating AI-generated child sexual abuse material as constitutionally protected speech, while simultaneously escalating efforts to restrict speech, protest, boycotts, and political expression when it comes to opposing Israel and Zionism.

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

beagle bartender: what’ll it be
me: dirty martini—shaken
beagle bartender: this isn’t just to watch my ears flap is it
me: nooo come on man
beagle bartender: sure alright *starts shaking and his ears flap*
me: hahaha :) hahahaha

[Rosalind @rosalindmar19]

Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

this video being the only thing keeping me sane right now

[daily pic of mac @malcompicsdaily]

i’ve had this saved for months

[Dan Walden @dwaldenwrites]

yes it's absurd because it should start in kindergarten and everybody should have at least two under their belt by the time they graduate high school, and should have a working knowledge of Spanish no matter what

[bummer without b @bummer_no_b]

Trying my hand at writing the next big Christmas song

[🅳🅽🅱 🆃🅷🅾🆃🆃🅸🅴 @dnb_txmilf]

when I call you "bb" it stands for
baked bean, remember that

[Charlie @CharlieSosnick]

The mental health benefits of a weekly Bourdain day (walking around, trying a new restaurant, chatting, drinking by 2) can not be overstated

[ZOE AMIRA SLICK 🦋 @zoeamira]

i’m so tired of abortion rights being framed around truly tragic circumstances like assault and incest. if you get pregnant & you don’t want to be pregnant, it is your right over your own body that is under siege. no one, including a fetus, can use your body against your consent.

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

whenever i have a weird interaction w another person im always like “was it me? was i the weird one?” and then i remember that the world is burning to the ground

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

My 2022 resolutions are get hot and don’t die

[Emily Tait @emtait2]

It’s world diabetes day and no one even threw me a party… #fakefriends