extra emily

I’m def the wild card in uno

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[mimi @MilanBrielle]

life is so enjoyable when you have trips planned, packages on the way, dates with friends/lover, hobbies.

[Marlotta @littleone_cell]

Me clicking to see why Khloe is trending. Y’all going to hell.

[trash jones @jzux]

thinking about my ex who always said please and thank you when he asked chatGPT a question and when I asked him why he said “when it becomes sentient and powerful it will remember who was polite”

[stella @yoonogy]

if you’re gay you see scooby doo

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me: “why tf does my back hurt??”

also me:

[in charge of the girls @AmeriKraut]

let me tell you something right now, varun wasn't hiding from these girls. they let him sit there for three days.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

🤢🤮🤢🤢 🧚🏾‍♀️💖💗💓✨❤️
🤢work 🤢 💞🥰getting paid💞💖
🤢🤢🤢😷 💖 💘 😍 ❤ 💗🥰
🤮🤮🤢🤮 💗✨🧚🏾‍♀️💕💞

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this is literally what dubai looks like

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

mfs that have twitter but never tweet anything

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

you want me to finish a task???? On December 19th???? literally Christmas morning???

[Max Steele @maxasteele]

You're emailing me? It's the Friday before the week of Thanksgiving in the month before the winter holidays, and you're emailing me??

[eliza @elizamclamb]

I love how Dyson’s whole thing is just Air. Like yeah we make the things that suck it in with the dust. And also the things that blow it out for your hair. And also for your hands in the public restroom. Fuck with me

[Alexis @aleozimok]

filling up the brita pitcher again

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

the whole cast of gossip girl showed up this month and they still look like the elite of the upper east side