devilindistress

your mother would love me if she'd just get a grip

[devilindistress @emteabee]

When people tell me "don't worry, it will help you build character" I just want to ask "do you think lack of character has ever been the issue for me"

[devilindistress @emteabee]

I came back on here to state publicly the real truth:
Fuck Scorpio Season
#fuckscorpioseason

[devilindistress @emteabee]

My reaction to the final season of #KillingEve

[devilindistress @emteabee]

Call out your FBI agents

[devilindistress @emteabee]

@Spotify you drunk again? @solangeknowles

[sara david-hess @SaraQDavid]

i’m actually not a diversity hire i’m a personality hire and it’s hard work being the team entertainment and carrying the weight of clown representation

[devilindistress @emteabee]

After a month of being proud ouf I'm exhausted back to practicing self doubt

[devilindistress @emteabee]

My partner is a classically-trained pianist. He literally has a Master's degree in piano. He walked in on me making vegan mac n' cheese and reciting every song off of Graduation. I'm not sure if there was a twinkle in his eye of amazement or buyer's remorse. #ripKanye

[devilindistress @emteabee]

The truth is, I am the Anglophone in a circle of Nice Millenial Francophones who still need to be explained why repeating the N word used in lyrics is inappropriate. #Quebec

[out of context gilmore girls @ggsnocontext]

!!!

[devilindistress @emteabee]

Protests have gained a pageant tweet vibe and considering how devastating the causes for these protests are it means a lot that we can laugh while we cry

[devilindistress @emteabee]

And no one ain't saying shit because they make a strong six figures

[devilindistress @emteabee]

When you're on a call with someone who makes v likely a strong 6 figure salary but doesn't know how to manage a call's echo, it's a new form of rage for me.

[devilindistress @emteabee]

Reminding myself that corporate does not pay me to think is better than a lullaby

[devilindistress @emteabee]

#Beyoncé is my will to live's deity

[devilindistress @emteabee]

Just holding out to bust loose

[devilindistress @emteabee]

I'm just waiting for lunchtime.

[devilindistress @emteabee]

#TheWorstRoommateEver better have an episode dedicated to that one roommate who drank my oatmilk secretly that was on MY shelf and even after many reminders never contributed financially or replaced it.

[devilindistress @emteabee]

The shorter the bangs, the queerer to Gawd

[devilindistress @emteabee]

The way corporate appropriated GIFs should be crime

[devilindistress @emteabee]

Did I watch episodes of #CourtCam to motivate through my final assignment of my degree? On that question, Your Honor, I plee the 5th.