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[No, that other David Wallace @deedubya]

One for the road: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe Malfunction #ChildrensBooksMadeMoreExciting

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The Day I Swapped my Dad to the Sicilian Mafia for Two Goldfish. #ChildrensBooksMadeMoreExciting

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Little Crack-House on the Prairie #ChildrensBooksMadeMoreExciting

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now what do i do with this trout?

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my right shoulder is trying to throttle me. *beats shoulder viciously with a large trout*

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At park. Sun++

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What was I thinking?

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Found in old notebook: "Erst lernen wir laufen und sprechen, dann lernen wir sitzen und schweigen"

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Sooooooo ready to quit

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Words are very / unnecessary / they can only do harm

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Boarding. Or should I say "BORE-ding"? Ahahahahaha!!

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Listening to this year's battery powered horror. Actually, not as bad as previous years.

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Settling catan

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Time for am all-butter mince pie. How very twee!

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groped by the invisible hand

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seriously considering masturbating during meeting to relieve boredom

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Biting my nose off

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Clawing my eyes out

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i'm giving everybody coal for christmas

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Bored, frustrated, distracted, mildly hungry. Wah!