Else being difficult. "No it doesn't matter you can't speak German, never went to Germany, your last name originated from Germany, therefore you are being deported to Germany."
"Your last name is Chinese? Yet you're 40 yearsold and white as fuck.... Too bad, go back to China"
A bill that will never pass: bloodline deportations, getting as stupid as any of your ancestry not being American past it's foundation means you will be deported to your family's(or last name)main country of origin, regardless of citizenship.
Of course will never happen because too many rich powerful people will be affected, not to mention the influx of white English speaking migrants into countries where English if obviously not the main language, on top of all the culture differences, laws, policies and everything-