Sad_EMU_Elevator

I'm Pray Harrold Elevator 1 at #EMU, but you can call me 1. I have a crush on 2, but will it ever work out? 3 is a friend. 4 is an asshole.

[Sad_EMU_Elevator @emu_elevator]

I believe you, survivors.
I stand with you.
I support you.

[katie @katielanewaters]

thank you to everyone who joined us today! we are so grateful to everyone who spread our flyer and showed up to march with us. survivors we support you. we stand with you. we believe you. we will not be silenced.

[Sad_EMU_Elevator @emu_elevator]

Pin a badge on me, because THIS ELEVATOR SUPPORTS STRIKING EMU FACULTY! 🛗 ✊✊✊

#TruEMU #FairContractNow #EasternMichiganUniversity

[EMU-AAUP #UnionStrong @EMUAAUP]

Join us! Were fighting for ourselves and you...our students. Let's make the Administration hear us.

#FairContractNow #EducationFirst #TRUEMU #unionstrong💪🏽

[Sad_EMU_Elevator @emu_elevator]

Happy last day of August and end of everything it represents like summer warmth and freedom and love and good times and beach fires and everything else portrayed in teen summer movies…

Sniff.

I shall forever remember my hot elevator summer of 2022. 🪦😎

[Sad_EMU_Elevator @emu_elevator]

I just liked my own tweet.

I laugh at my own jokes, too, but Elevator #2 gets worried if I do that too often.

[Sad_EMU_Elevator @emu_elevator]

So… what are we all watching as we wait to hear whether the faculty have been forced to go on strike?

V for Vendetta seems fitting… 😂

[Sad_EMU_Elevator @emu_elevator]

@_kyonaj Gravity management!

[Sad_EMU_Elevator @emu_elevator]

@_amorsunshine Nooooooooo!

Magnet on a string?

[Sad_EMU_Elevator @emu_elevator]

The first day back to school is always busy for us elevators.

Most of us can handle it, but Elevator 3 keeps announcing “IT IS TIME” every time they open their doors, and then throwing their passengers into Pray Harrold.

So dramatic. 🛗🙄

[Sad_EMU_Elevator @emu_elevator]

(Nobody likes this, but I still mean it!)

[Sad_EMU_Elevator @emu_elevator]

Dear EMU humans:

HAPPY FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!

May this school year be your best one yet!

Love,
the Pray Harrold Elevators

#TruEMU #EMU #EMUEagles

[Sad_EMU_Elevator @emu_elevator]

@maddieherringtn @EMUAAUP So much truth.

[Sad_EMU_Elevator @emu_elevator]

@ESSmith00 same tbh

[Sad_EMU_Elevator @emu_elevator]

@skeetownpeach So sorry, Peach. I hope you feel better soon!!

[Sad_EMU_Elevator @emu_elevator]

@yellbees rookie move, young human! (Sorry for your misery. Elevator hugs to you)!

[Sad_EMU_Elevator @emu_elevator]

Sooo… I’ve been reading what EMU says, and I’ve been reading what the professors say. I haven’t always gotten along with all the profs, but…

This elevator supports the professors union!

#ElevatorSolidarity #YesImStillHere #WithYou@emuaaup!

[EMU-AAUP #UnionStrong @EMUAAUP]

Please sign this petition to help EMU faculty fight for a fair contract.
https://t.co/ZRd5eqIwXz

[Sad_EMU_Elevator @emu_elevator]

Humans?

Be careful out there...

[Eastern Michigan @EasternMichU]

EMU Police are investigating unconfirmed reports of two individuals walking together on campus, one reported to be carrying a long gun. EMU Police are patrolling campus and reviewing surveillance cameras. If you observe suspicious activity, call 911 or EMU Police at 734-487-1222.

[Sad_EMU_Elevator @emu_elevator]

Don’t be riding in me if you’re not vaccinated, EMU humans!

Get your shot!

#ProtectElevators2021 #EMUSafe #TruEMU

[Eastern Michigan @EasternMichU]

Haven’t received your vaccination yet? Let us help you! Join us as we host our pop-up vaccination clinic on Sept. 24. Visit https://t.co/qXwo7KRxnA for additional information. #EMUSAFE #TRUEMU #VaxToWin

[Sad_EMU_Elevator @emu_elevator]

MOM????

[Sad_EMU_Elevator @emu_elevator]

@littlelissalynn Right? And that fix descriptions!

"The grilles slid shut with a crash and the lift ascended slowly, chains rattling, while the same cool female voice Harry had heard in the telephone box rang out again.”

WE ELEVATORS DO NOT CRASH OUR GRILLES OR RATTLE CHAINS! Get it right, JKR.

[Sad_EMU_Elevator @emu_elevator]

This...

This is an elevator’s DREAM... 🥺

[Sad_EMU_Elevator @emu_elevator]

Every time.