Eric Mumo

RN 💊💉

[Eric Mumo @Emumo_ke]

@OKoggah @HammerHamm026 There is no where in Catholic Church we are told to take alcohol. Wacha kutumia mkundu kufikiria.

[Eric @amerix]

It is a new month.

October is here,

October gives you another chance.

Only 92 days remain before the year ends.

Whatever has gone wrong this year, don't relent.

�� Pursue your goals.

• Sharpen your skills.

• Finish what you started.

When others win, learn to celebrate them.

Jealousy keeps you watching another person's progress until you become blind to the opportunities in front of you.

You may have lost some ground, that is fine.

But you have not lost the year.

Use these 92 days to make up for lost ground.

Finish the year stronger.

#BuildExecuteReflect

[Eric Mumo @Emumo_ke]

@zimlive Kenyans prayers again answered in the wrong country

[Eric Mumo @Emumo_ke]

@amerix By August 2027 our problems will be fixed.

[Eric Mumo @Emumo_ke]

@Kenyans Nobody want to be led by women

[Sky News @SkyNews]

"Do you apologise to football fans? The Premier League says 'sham' contracts, is this a 'sham' club?"

@RobHarris questions Man City chief executive Ferran Soriano after the club was found guilty of all charges related to Premier League's financial rules

https://t.co/3A2kYsOcCZ

[Eric Mumo @Emumo_ke]

@yoyachris1 He is a weak man

[Eric Mumo @Emumo_ke]

@John63681549 We know you're a gay.

[Eric Mumo @Emumo_ke]

@BernardKavuli Sifuna will deputise Kalonzo, hizo story mkonazo msahau.

[The Government Critic 🇰🇪 @magwaz3]

I now understand why the lady left this dude and got married to a lawyer immediately. She couldn't endure living with such a numbnut

[Eric Mumo @Emumo_ke]

@utdzora Mephis

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Finally,

Don't tell your woman anything, or any plans to buy land,

The only time you tell her is when you are erecting the gate,

"Babe, this Saturday, I want to take you somewhere."

If you tell her your plans when they are still on paper, before starting, she will distract and discourage you.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric Mumo @Emumo_ke]

@DanChepta 21 santander 😃

[Eric Mumo @Emumo_ke]

@AokoOtieno_ For opposition to win Kalonzo must be the flag bearer deputies by Sifuna, the rest to follow

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Here is an important reminder,

DO NOT FORCE YOURSELF INTO A WOMAN'S LIFE.

If a woman wants to be with you, she will be with you, no matter what hurdles.

If she doesn't want, leave her alone.

Using your money to buy affection is a lack of wisdom.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Learn to disagree without being dramatic and abusive.

The highest masculine skill in any relationship,

• Marriage

• Politics

• Business

• Work

is remaining present through conflict without you becoming the conflict that needs to be solved

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Here is the SIMP CALCULATOR;

You need two ratios:

Reply Rate = Texts she replied to / Texts you sent

Date Rate = Times she showed up / Times you asked

Then average them:

Score = (Reply Rate + Date Rate) / 2

Example. You sent 80 texts. She replied to 2.

You asked her out 10 times. She came 0 times.

Reply Rate = 2/80 = 0.025

Date Rate = 0/10 = 0

Score = (0.025 + 0) / 2 = 0.0125

YOU ARE SIMPING.

The thresholds:

Score above 0.5: She likes you.

Score 0.2 to 0.5: Lukewarm. Proceed with caution.

Score below 0.2: Cut your losses.

The math is not brutal, but the reality was already brutal. The math just made the brutality become visible.

A woman who likes you does not need 80 texts. She isn't avoiding your calls by accident, and she isn't busy every weekend you ask.

She doesn't like you.

STOP SIMPING.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric Mumo @Emumo_ke]

@amerix Mbaka 😃

[Eric Mumo @Emumo_ke]

@AokoOtieno_ Matiang'i can only qualify for CS internal security, hizo zingine hatoboi. Hana capacity bana.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Lastly,

You are marrying the mother of your children,

Not a drama performer.

Not a social media trendsetter.

Not an Instagram influencer.

You are marrying a woman to live with for the rest of your life.

Don't be mesmerised by a short-term chemical explosion called beauty, romance and sex.

Avoid these social media hoodrats, and Gilbey dragons.

Marry a silent girl, who values her silence and privacy.

Marry a woman who is ready to conceive, birth, breastfeed and nurture babies in privacy.

Beauty will fade, but character will remain.

#MasculinitySaturday