Ed Murdoch

Born left. Write right. Mostly wrong. Mental health is family health. Words matter. Math is everywhere.

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Top 10 on @BuzzFeed fails!

...and not even my best (worst) story.

https://t.co/x0q3UqqoHZ

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@TheCADInvestor TFRSP

Keep it aligned with the other registered products that people already know how to use.

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@zeo_ex 5 months into a claim on a cracked screen.

12 months of CC stmts + 12 months carrier invoices. Sent. Not enough.

They needed 12 more months of each.
Sent. Not enough.

They requested all house insurance policies
Not enough.

They will wear you down before paying a cent.

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@LVCabChronicles It seems like BB antes were primarily designed as a collection convenience, not as punishment. You could make an argument that antes should technically impact each player equally… meaning finish position is based on starting chip count.

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@paul_k_0907 @67Dodge It’s not incorrect. It depends.

With diverse investments you withdraw less.

With large RSPs, you need a meltdown and don’t want extra income early.

If you need it, you’re not investing it.

Anyone who sells it as black and white is misleading you.

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@thekinocorner Canada created a dollar coin depicting a loon.
It’s criminal that our $2 coin isn’t a doubloon!

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@DamonHunzeker @AnneHatfieldVO Take a peek inside the tip. The plastic part should always be at the bottom.

Because the receiving port has it offset at the top. This is what protects against reverse connections.

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@milliecrypto @Timcast You should to look up what 1000% means. Only other option is you’re a fan of The Princess Bride.

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@AriJoShow @AllenKessler @AriEngelPoker @MeetJoKim HE CAN’T BELIEVE IT!

Opponent has just been dealt The King Of Beers, a coaster from the bar that somehow got mixed into the deck

BUT IT STILL COUNTS!

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@HankAzaria @TheSimpsons I was a single dude in school when I saw that first episode…

Met my wife, graduated, started my career, got married, raised a family, and retired… all within this incredible run.

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@JenniferTilly Sometimes technology just burns you…

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@Oakvillehydro My battery is low and it’s getting dark.

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@twitandrewking Burlington, Ontario.

They multiply here.

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@SchneideRemarks

Can you please ask Davis to stride in and walk it off tonight?

I need to my MC my sisters wedding tomorrow and this would help a lot. Thanks!

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@JenniferTilly @TheFigen_ I believe that not all actors are liars… but great liars are great actors. It’s 2.

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@harryh On the plus side… From now on, I’m giving one of these to my kids to leave at random houses for the dads to find.

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@MadelnCanada Unobstructed views are double…

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@DevonESawa If you move to TV…

Definitely try ALF.
Tread carefully with Family Ties. I wasn’t prepared to explain many of the topics.

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@DevonESawa You need a Yesavage Jersey

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@JohnnyGiunta_ DO NOT give us tickets. Jays have lost every game in every city we’ve been to. Kansas City was ugly. Baltimore set a record for sac flies…

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@mcuban Why does there need to be profit?