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Watching tennis is like watching 2 guys beat each other off trying to make the other blow first. Winning is like being Wristy King #AusOpen

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@NickKyrgios are you out yet? I feel like watching the tennis. #AusOpen

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Stop sharing, liking and commenting on post trying 2 get free shit. If you want things in life fuckin work hard and make sacrifices 2 get it

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@Channel7 You should probably inform your commentators that their job is about calling a game and not making a reputation for themselves.

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@PAFC have always had issues with supporters. When loosing they don't have any and when winning the ones that jump on are dick heads.

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I agree with a boycott after hearing the World Cup bidding was corrupt. I'm not ordering pizza for a week. #FIFA #FIFAgate

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I'm starting to sound like Old Man @SCrawf9 tonight.. "Where's Cripps" #AFLCatsBlues

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The Kangaroos have had more missus than Sam Newman! #AFLDonsNorth

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I've spent all week being nice and telling all my problems to the new guy @ work he better be the fuckin #undercoverboss #ImGettingANewHouse

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@dangerfield32 must be happy that the reporters have something relevant to write about now. #StandByPaddy

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“@markricciuto: "I finished with15 plates and 64 screws". J.Brown #OpenMike” the question was "how was your trip to Sushi Train?"

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I just paid a higher price for petrol than Miran Sukumaran and Andrew Chan did for trafficking heroin. #fuelprices #bali9

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I've seen Miran Sukumaran's artwork. By the look of that shit his lawyers should be claiming personal use. #BaliNine #Bali9

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@stevesmith49 looks as horny as a 14 year old boy at a blue light disco out there. #AUSvPAK #ICCWorldCup2015

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Went for Chinese last night and asked for specials. The lady said "we have wonton soup" I said no wonder it's on special thats a lot of soup

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@carlbarron getting some acting experience incase a movie about the life of @paulkelly is ever announced.

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Watching Paul Walker racing a car in Fast and Furious is like watching Miran Sukumaren smoke a joint. @AlexWilliamson8

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Luckily none of the @ICC umpires are Balinese. Imagine trying to appeal one of their decisions. #ICCWorldCup2015