emma peterson

[emma peterson @emuuhhhhh]

“I got a can of flex seal, you wanna saw a boat in half?”

[carobonemarrow @carobonemarrow]

people don’t ask for your vape anymore they just look at you like this

[emma peterson @emuuhhhhh]

I think that at some point in your life you have to eat a rotisserie chicken with your hands in the grocery store parking lot to become a fully realized woman

[emma peterson @emuuhhhhh]

just so we’re clear if you hum in a common study space you are a war criminal and should be tried for your crimes

[Miscounted Cash Flow @Miscountedcf]

My buddy’s buddy who I’ve never met before when I pull my vape out

[emma peterson @emuuhhhhh]

I need to spend time in new york for the sole purpose of understanding the new yorker cartoons and then I will become my highest self

[emma peterson @emuuhhhhh]

@gloria_abbate I would actually light my car on fire HAHAHA

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Gotta say this really doesn't feel good to see

[emma peterson @emuuhhhhh]

I heard about One Direction for the first time in a Tiger Beat magazine like it was 1947 babe I was THERE

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

12 years ago, One Direction released “What Makes You Beautiful.”

[emma peterson @emuuhhhhh]

I would have pulled a gun

[Aella @Aella_Girl]

one of my partners once was like 'you're not that pretty' during a tender moment
i rolled over in the fetal position and groaned for like an hour, and then he went and made me an im sorry card out of construction paper and markers and stickers

[emma peterson @emuuhhhhh]

and you know what yeah I did post this on my story idc #NewProfilePic

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

sorry i have to go my rides here

[emma peterson @emuuhhhhh]

quit vaping so when does the breathing like a moose after walking up 3 flights of stairs end????

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

This is how mfs start looking at you after they lose their vape

[emma peterson @emuuhhhhh]

I need some kettle chips and a glass of champagne bitch and i’ll be fine

[culture @notgwendalupe]

this is how you feel after watching an episode of Gilmore Girls

[emma peterson @emuuhhhhh]

girls (me) when their classes aren’t viewable a week early on canvas

[✧ @northstardoll]

how i feel putting a song on my ig story