emu

in my head i’m the main character • she/her • tpwk

[emu @emuvictoria]

another highlight is when i got blasted on foot fetish twitter for trolling a man in my dms. oh and when i exposed james a***** to the yes you’re racist twitter account. i love ruining white supremacist lives!!!

[emu @emuvictoria]

i heard twitter is about to die so i would like to make my final tweet. fuck elon musk, fuck donald trump, fuck ALL republicans, the only good things in this world are dogs and music. if christianity as it is currently depicted is the only way to heaven i’m ready for hell.

[emu @emuvictoria]

also i love all the mems i’ve made on this app, both on this account and my one direction account which i am proud to say had 10k followers that watched me thirst over 5 boys who don’t know i exist for several years. love y’all down with ticketmaster!!!!

[Maswartz @Maswartz226]

Musk turned one of the biggest sites on the internet into a crater within a month.

I never want to hear anyone call him other than a dipshit ever again.

Twitter HQ

RIP Twitter

[liva @realchoppedliva]

when characters in musicals transition from speaking to singing

[emu @emuvictoria]

despite having a @CapitalOne card every single ticket i tried to select was gone by the time i got to it. i'm so sick of this shit @Ticketmaster

[emu @emuvictoria]

okay back to my twitter strike fuck elon and fuck ticketmaster

[emu @emuvictoria]

@viviandgnr yup got in there 20 minutes ago and there is nothing left

[emu @emuvictoria]

i hope whoever owns ticketmaster goes to hell

[emu @emuvictoria]

@Ticketmaster can actually go to hell what a fucking massive waste of my entire day

[emu @emuvictoria]

PAUSING MY TWITTER STRIKE TO SAY FUCK YOU @Ticketmaster

[emu @emuvictoria]

NOT LESLIE JORDAN NOOO 😭

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: In a truly STUNNING act of corruption, Justice Clarence Thomas unilaterally grants Lindsey Graham's request to temporarily shield him from testifying in the probe into the illegal efforts to steal the 2020 election in Georgia. RT TO DEMAND THOMAS BE IMPEACHED!

[emu @emuvictoria]

@katiearob @GreysABC right!! i really hope it’s not like other seasons where you get attached to the interns and then they all die lol

[emu @emuvictoria]

the new @GreysABC season has made me love this show again the new intern story lines are AMAZING

[emu @emuvictoria]

in the #MyPoliceman scene where they showed harry’s full backside the girl next to me started choking on her popcorn

[emu @emuvictoria]

my policeman had me in TEARS y’all. what a beautiful film 🥲

[emu @emuvictoria]

i think midnights is going to be a slow burner for me because right now i’m finding it mid at best

[emu @emuvictoria]

my fave company (which shall remain nameless because this is twitter) made it!!!

[Kimberly Tan @kimberlywtan]

In honor of Taylor Swift’s new album, I present: Taylor Swift as SaaS companies (a thread)