Emilee 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

all high school teachers: that shіt won’t fly in college

that shit in college: 🦅🛫🦉🦋🐝🦇🚀🛸🚁

[niggasbebrokeokayy @khilanii]

my definition of black friday is items that cost $500 going down to $1

[Emilee 🤷🏽‍♀️ @emvanr_]

Convinced seth rogen will never not be hot

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I invented a rolling tray.

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

some of y’all, all politics aside, are just mean. y’all are mean and cruel individuals and it doesn’t make you funny or sexy or mysterious or hot like you think it does. and if you are like this, i hope one day maybe you will realize it

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

When my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen.

[Maya Angelique👑 @moneyymaya]

Not an apartment in the world worth $2,500 a month idc

[ItGIRL @AaliyahJay]

tour life.

[helena riley @freshhel]

Aawww.. For bi visibility day myboyfriend is going to let me look at a picture of Doja cat for 30 minutes

[laur @lovedlaur]

congratulations to anyone who moved on without a genuine apology or closure they deserved

[jamaalwvetose @jamaalwvetose]

Friends that understand your anti-social phases are important

[Emilee 🤷🏽‍♀️ @emvanr_]

@IZZIESWIZZLL Happy to be here

[Aarón Cantú @aaron_con_choco]

I think we’re beyond the “raise awareness” phase of practically every significant social issue.

[big time sensuality @synthylauper]

Happy Neil banging out the tunes day to all who celebrate

[𝘽𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞 ♡⁴¹ @SerbianHooker]

It doesn’t stop at the weight room.....this is pathetic