Emily Washburn

Chronically poor speller

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If you think about it, we are all just Pangean

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@TheAmyButton @FerreroRocherCA Came across such a fun surprise on our day trip to Rochester to see my bf’s alma mater! #sjfc #ShareSomeRocLove

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@brigidk_ I’ve watched it in full 3 times

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@brigidk_ I have nothing but respect for season 3

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@brigidk_ And as a result of that, I am tweeting for the first time in 2020

[Bigeye @BIGEYEagency]

I'm starting every meeting today like this. #FridayTheThirteenth

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T-48 Hours until Shamrock Shakes are back.

You. Are. Welcome.

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“If you’re an anti-vaxxer, do you not believe in the cooties shot?” -Rhett, my 34 year old co-worker

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this is the type of option that dobby the elf needed

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@mackthemane I want to like this because I laughed but it’s against my better judgement, so I’m refraining.

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@brigidk_ Is this an actual childhood photo of you? It’s been weighing on my mind the last couple of days and I had to ask. Lmk.

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@brigidk_ you really didn’t deserve this today. my thoughts go out to you❤️

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@steve_fishel Seriously tho - you need to get on this

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@steve_fishel How about option 3: your twitter content

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@steve_fishel Dropping this here on the off chance no one got back to you on this :)

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@steve_fishel You took the words right out of my mouth

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@steve_fishel seriously, wow. this one still hits me hard every day.

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Security questions are the reason everyone is constantly mourning their childhood dog.

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An inside look at US Foreign Affairs:

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@Storemapper for a locator tool, funny how I can’t locate any tech support ?¿ dropping a pin here in the hopes that I can get some help