Emma 💚🤍💜

Feisty, formidable, felinophile, feminist.

Full of useless information.

Out of fucks to give.

[Emma 💚🤍💜 @emwithme]

Re-liked. AGAIN.

Second time today.

I'm not going to change my mind on this, @Twitter. Stop nicking my like.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Dress however you please.
Call yourself whatever you like.
Sleep with any consenting adult who’ll have you.
Live your best life in peace and security.
But force women out of their jobs for stating that sex is real?
#IStandWithMaya #ThisIsNotADrill

[Emma 💚🤍💜 @emwithme]

@TheVikingDane Whooooah, we're halfway there!
Whooaa-oh, Weston-super-Mare...

[Emma 💚🤍💜 @emwithme]

@melliellimelli @KS02896298 @medicalmodelbri @kcisc Or not wiping properly. It's very common at this age, when girls start school and so are using the loo without mum's supervision.

Usual remedy - increase bathing, consider using baby wipes (don't flush them) and sudocrem for a couple of days while actively sore.

[Emma 💚🤍💜 @emwithme]

They got the mustard out 😭😭😭

[Emma 💚🤍💜 @emwithme]

He was my first Frank, over 30 years ago.

[Grifty @TheGriftReport]

Buffy The Vampire star Anthony Head dies aged 72 just six months after tragically losing partner

A statement from his daughters, actresses Emily and Daisy Head, said: “It is with heavy hearts that we announce the death of our extraordinary father, Anthony Head.

“He passed away peacefully of complications due to pneumonia, surrounded by his family.

“It has been, and forever will be, an honour and a privilege to be his daughters, and to have witnessed first-hand the impact both he and his work have had on so many.

“We know how dearly he will be missed by friends, colleagues and fans of the shows he was in – he loved his job very much and he always considered himself incredibly lucky to have been able to work alongside such exceptionally talented people, in such wonderful productions, across a career that spanned several decades.

“Our grief is far greater than the hole he has left behind but we know his legacy will live on in the shows he was a part of and in the audiences that love them.

“How lucky we are to know we are able to watch him doing what he loved, even when he is no longer with us.

[Emma 💚🤍💜 @emwithme]

@blablafishcakes @helenstaniland Also pushing the smaller boys into the girls toilets and not letting them out.

[Emma 💚🤍💜 @emwithme]

@jacqui_for_real @fesshole Yes, that's why it's at the foot of the bed. So both the tag AND the opening are away from me

[Emma 💚🤍💜 @emwithme]

@thesundaysport @hoarderoffacts And @thesundaysport is read* by a load of women wondering how the fuck *that* happened...

*followed on here

[Emma 💚🤍💜 @emwithme]

@ThatAussieWoman @ShesEqual

[Emma 💚🤍💜 @emwithme]

@Baroness_Nichol It's another blistering letter from Baroness Nicholson. Yes, I laughed out loud.

[Emma 💚🤍💜 @emwithme]

Warning: do not watch while drinking coffee, because you will choke.

[Zoë Nope (TERF BUNNY ONE 🐰) @ZoeNope]

Good morning,

I hope you’re all well.

Someone gave me an idea last night & a dramatic re-enactment of recent events revolving around the Fire Brigades Union appeared!

It’s authentic & has the (now spiced up) musical interlude!

I hope it brings some much needed laughs.

Enjoy!

[Emma 💚🤍💜 @emwithme]

@thesundaysport @Jebadoo2 @RobertJenrick I knew he wasn't. That's why I voted for @KemiBadenoch in the leadership election.

He gives me The Ick.

[Emma 💚🤍💜 @emwithme]

@ValDobson @BradfemlyWalsh I have handbag, living room, kitchen, bedroom and home office ibuprofen AND codeine. And paracetamol.

I'd say send me to the knackers yard but they wouldn't want me...

[Emma 💚🤍💜 @emwithme]

@JoeBangles11 Love Trethowan cheese. Their Gorwydd Caerphilly is 👌

[Emma 💚🤍💜 @emwithme]

@Baroness_Nichol That's not just any letter from The Baroness...

[Emma 💚🤍💜 @emwithme]

@Justabaker17 @JapanesePolar MrE was once told by a man who became Archbishop of Canterbury that "if you ever see anyone wearing one of these *tugged at dog collar* who says he believes in God, run away because he's a liar"

[Emma 💚🤍💜 @emwithme]

It's been one week...

Swelling subsiding. Bruise is an absolute corker though!

[Emma 💚🤍💜 @emwithme]

@JournalistJill £1,405 tea towel. Bargain! (Mine were 17p from IKEA years ago)

(Unless the fact that my arms are resting on the table count?)

[Emma 💚🤍💜 @emwithme]

To counterpoint this: I attended A&E in Weston-super-Mare at 1700 last Friday. I was triaged, x rayed, given a boot and crutches for my broken ankle, and back home by 1900.

[Catherine Blaiklock @blaiklockBP]

Been sitting in A and E now for 7.5 hours in Great Yarmouth .

If I were an illegal that needed a X Ray or scan, how long would it have taken ?

[Emma 💚🤍💜 @emwithme]

@RorgViking Yes. It's pretty much the same stuff