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[emma @emxdwyer]

Devastation at the checkout in Tesco this afternoon, fella in front of me has just realised he’s forgotten his clubcard after putting £300+ worth of shopping through the tills

[emma @emxdwyer]

The Curse of The Slow Moving Vehicles and The Girl Who Didn’t Leave Early Enough

[emma @emxdwyer]

“Is he disabled or just German”

[emma @emxdwyer]

been suffering with a double ear infection for the last week, just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse, I wake up with vertigo this morning

[I M A N @TweetsbyIman]

The fans have started buying their own cups

[shine ♀ @ladymysticalwmn]

At the end of the day everything can be explained by this image

[g @34rths]

I don't feel particularly proud of myself But I have a job and at least three friends so Girl whatever

[ambrose @lunglesschest]

i don't use chatgpt. i don't use gemini. i don't use grok. i use google and if google can't give me answers i KILL MYSELF

[AARON @lidolmix]

she wanted the keys to the city and 15 statues built in her honor so bad

[Danny Wardle @maximalworm]

single shot espresso?

[kat⸆⸉ 🐾 @fateofophe1ia]

STOP USING AI YOU FUCKING LOSERS

[bug girl @buggirl]

no girl ur right ur so much better than me for being devastated by the loss of a pro-gun, pro-genocide, anti-abortion, anti-lgbt+, anti-immigrant, anti-empathy, violently racist transphobic, and misogynistic white supremacist whose whole job was reviving the hitler youth. my bad

[Vivian @suchnerve]

it’s just very telling if the nicest thing anybody can say about you is that you have relatives

[db 🖤 @dbcxptures]

‘I didn’t agree with everything he said’

What…did you…agree…with?

[🧜🏾‍♀️ @cecesinterludee]

Woke up and stretched my neck cause I can

[sheku. 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @shekuwow]

Spent his entire life downplaying school shootings just to get shot at a school

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

[Merrick 🦂 @punishedmother]

This is the violent world they want and have been pushing for, for so long, no tears for one of its architects.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Wait, they said he was shot literally while telling the crowd gang violence is worse than mass shootings?

[this foo @daveed_1931]

I unfortunately do not have it in me to feel bad about a man who’s made a career out of fear mongering and promoting hate and violence towards others for getting shot