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[Roddert White @KingCheddar69]

Someone put that lettuce poop virus in the 7 hazy ipas I drank last night

[ter @seal_farts]

you ever meet someone and realize they’ve been getting away with this personality for years

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[ًًneenee ⚢ @noonchaand]

if you're a woman and you're a little annoying they just kill you by the way

[slinky vagabond 🌲🔩☕️🦉🌻 @83dollaroring]

people getting hung up thinking “generational wealth” just means “a shitton of money” and not “a well rounded upbringing that protects you from downward mobility” is some of the funniest shit

[andre @andreforismos]

nem considero maconha como droga mais. eh primo do café pra mim

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i am a lover but underneath that i am a hater but underneath that i am a lover again

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[kaitan 🩻 @pinagkaitan_]

i’m such an awful texter but we shouldn’t be this accessible anyway but the price of community is inconvenience and discomfort but

[S🎧 @wellnessgirlyy]

when 20 yo say shit like “i won’t have kids until like 25” but they don’t know that 25 is literally tomorrow

[$ @jxtsummer]

what a privilege it is to be able to wake up and try again

[bugdoll 𐙚 @jeansleazy]

you can tell society’s pendulum is shifting back to red pill w this szn of love island

[bug girl @buggirl]

i wonder when someone will become the first dead trillionaire

[Softboy @softboywin]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[eli @__basilisk_]

Guess who's still fat for june

[tasha @natashaunlocked]

no one is less suicidal than a guy who just told you he’ll kill himself if you leave him

[BLOCKIANA @beammeupblocki]

No exaggeration having unprotected sxx recklessly is a real indicator you hate yourself and have extreme low self esteem