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twitter was the original finsta

[Natalie @jbfan911]

I’m gonna throw up. Nothing happened besides my thoughts but

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@fuckedupcars @monique1470

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

Back Dat Azz Up on the TinyDesk is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard in my life and y’all are WELCOME 😭🔥🔥🔥

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

a rainbow shirt in target won’t turn your kids gay but will turner and/or elizabeth swann will

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@_ocis so close

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and they were roommates

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birds are cool but they are also annoying and terrifying

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@whycorcorcorr HAHAHA

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@davidmatthewmck right? like of everything he’s done, this is the song the choose? lame

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i can’t believe my job is a real thing

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@monique1470 i’ll be the judge

[⋆ @sadiyalove_]

me listening to my coworkers telling their whole business whilst not revealing a single detail of mine

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i like watching the bats at night

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fuck a breakfast menu if i want a quarter pounder at 9:30am i should be able to get one

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“I couldn’t wear my Danny Trejo shift because I didn’t want the Mexican people to think im a whore”

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@monique1470 break up now

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I’m not as mean as I could be and I want people to be more grateful for that.

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it’s gonna be a skirt summer and i cannot wait

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@whycorcorcorr honey, you missed auburn really bad