Emily Champagne

You look like Lucille Ball on acid.

[Emily Champagne @emylishka]

This morning one of our cats pushed open the door to our unheated room letting cold air in. Jon called after her “you’re making an awful lot of decisions that affect everyone in this house for someone who doesn’t pay any bills, Smidgey.” It’s been cracking me up all day 🤣🤣

[Emily Champagne @emylishka]

Hear me out: like TripAdvisor, but hotels/restaurants give the guests reviews.

[Emily Champagne @emylishka]

Ah yes, we have officially reached that wonderful time of year when my morning outfit is not an appropriate afternoon outfit. Got a love “Spring” in SWVA. #3rdwintermornings #yourecoldthenyourehot

[Emily Champagne @emylishka]

My boyfriend just told me that I “can’t” do something on #InternationalWomensDay so… I guess I’m single now 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Emily Champagne @emylishka]

@littleseizur3s Back already?!

[Emily Champagne @emylishka]

Just entered this @scythianmusic contest! Enter here for a chance to win a boatload of cool stuff: https://t.co/e68B3CX2aX

[Emily Champagne @emylishka]

@Mr_Ashbrook @TheRock @BVPSDistrict I’ll never forget her going out of her comfort zone to learn & perform raps for my class & even dress as @ladygaga to make connections between literature & current pop culture for my obsessed classmates so that their off topic tangents became relevant to class materials.

[Emily Champagne @emylishka]

@Mr_Ashbrook @TheRock @BVPSDistrict Carol Propst is one of the most amazing teachers I have ever encountered. She goes above & beyond to engage her students in the subject matter & make them feel valued & heard.

[Emily Champagne @emylishka]

@Mr_Ashbrook @TheRock Love Miss Propst SO MUCH!

[Noah Ashbrook @Mr_Ashbrook]

So this is Carol Propst, the best teacher we have in Bristol, VA. This is her last year before retirement. How many tweets will it take to get @TheRock to send us a an autograph for this amazing woman. #propstrocks

[Emily Champagne @emylishka]

@halsey @brielizabeth28

[Emily Champagne @emylishka]

@TSwiftNZ @sundancefest @brielizabeth28

[Emily Champagne @emylishka]

*As Charlie makes White Russians*
Dad: “Liquor and dairy just doesn’t seem right.”
Jon: “John Lennon drank Scotch and milk...”
Dad: “Yeah, and he’s dead.”
Mom: “I’m not so sure that’s related.” #OverheardAtThanksgiving 😹😹

[Emily Champagne @emylishka]

@brielizabeth28 Ugh. Halsey is basically fan girls goals. Imagine looking up to someone your whole career and then becoming their friend on this level hahah ahhhh

[Emily Champagne @emylishka]

@DomAbate8 It’s always gonna be a mess to get to-go and pretty sad service inside but get a bbq chicken roll with jalapeños and some tzatziki sauce with the bread and it’ll change your life.

[Emily Champagne @emylishka]

@DomAbate8 Are you talking about Alfredo’s on Commonwealth? Because I don’t even think they are Italian 😅. It’s technically Egyptian. Always pretty mediocre service but the food is SO GOOD.

[Emily Champagne @emylishka]

@lexistumpe For my 25th birthday I asked for a vacuum cleaner 😅 so I feel you.

[Emily Champagne @emylishka]

“Sat and forever am at work here.” #iykyk

[Emily Champagne @emylishka]

@scythianmusic @taylorswift13 @BristolRhythm Y’all definitely have my vote for an appearance on the Lover Tour! These are the kind of rulers the universe needs!

[Emily Champagne @emylishka]

@scythianmusic covering @taylorswift13 at @BristolRhythm last night was everything I didn’t know I needed. So nice to have you fellas back home💕