Emy

My name is Emy, I am a queer, sad, fat dragon with no friends 🐉

[Emy @emytweetsbadly]

Thought I was getting over my break-up after a year and a bit...I went to see The Mummy a couple of nights ago and kept reaching out to take her hand so I could squeeze it when our stupid in jokes happened on screen and had a break down today...yep

[Emy @emytweetsbadly]

First world Queer problems I lost some weight and now all my rings are too big :(

[Emy @emytweetsbadly]

@rampant_sloth Of course I did! I was always jealous of both your incredibly handsome face but also your mastery of an Excel spreadsheet

[Emy @emytweetsbadly]

You ever feel imposter syndrome around your friends? Like I look around sometimes & everyone I know is just so smart & beautiful. Then I'm just there like "hi, please don't realise I'm not worthy of being here" just making jokes so I'm at least funny b/c I bring nothing else

[Emy @emytweetsbadly]

Bluey is a show for children it can't hurt me...

Bluey: Why do stories always have a happy endings?

Calypso: Maybe because we don't get many in real life

Me:

[𝕽𝖚𝖗 🧸 @BuckWine69]

Footage from inside The Devenish on Saturday

[Emy @emytweetsbadly]

I'm prepping for my overnight trip to Dublin tomorrow by downloading all 3 seasons of Bluey

[Emy @emytweetsbadly]

God I am so pathetic, can it be August 28th already so I can just sob all my feelings out at the Boy Genius concert like a normal Queer please?

[Emy @emytweetsbadly]

First Pride alone in 10 years...listening to the Barbie soundtrack and smiling at the Queer joy

[Emy @emytweetsbadly]

@_spiralstatic_ Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning...

[Emy @emytweetsbadly]

Bits of the Emy soup...

[Emy @emytweetsbadly]

I did one of those DNA testing kits...and erm...well it is NOT what I was expecting...turns out, I'm randy scandy!?!

[Emy @emytweetsbadly]

I'm watching friends at full volume, and I can still hear techno remixes of the sash being played up the road... Happy 11th!

[Emy @emytweetsbadly]

Am I a 35 year old listening to Speak Now TV getting misty eyed and feeling like I'm 15 and heartbroken all over again?

Maybe...

[Queen's Film Theatre @QFTBelfast]

We’re into Barbenheimer month. Choose your fighter.

[Emy @emytweetsbadly]

After 3 days of fighting, one of the worst infections I've ever had, the relief of being sightly chilly in a fresh bed is delightful!

My regular insomnia trumps fever insomnia any day of the week...

[Emy @emytweetsbadly]

Just felt an unsettling amount of joy when I realised I can unzip and wash the topper of my mattress #over30andkindasad

[Emy @emytweetsbadly]

@avalard

[Emy @emytweetsbadly]

OMG 747 views for our last episode of #NSIFC @avalard does that make us YouTube sensations? can we retire?

[Robert J.E. Simpson @avalard]

Sneaking in a viewing of #AsteroidCity at @ODEONCinemas Belfast before heading to @AccidentalT to record the Accidental/@CinePunked #NeverSeenItFilmClub podcast on ReAnimator with @emytweetsbadly

Busy busy bee.