Emma

Be the best fucking human you can be 👊🏻🧡

[ame˙⋆✮ @v3lvetbunni]

“a man’s ego will cost him the love of his life” couldn’t agree more

[Rhi @Rhigallimore]

Once you open a bag of milky stars you have to eat the whole bag

[Kam @PatsKam]

“stay with them through the ups and downs."

downs are NOT:

cheating
disrespecting you
abuse
manipulation
gaslighting
control

downs are:
financial hardships
health issues
tragedies
losing the "spark"
not being as close
job losses

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

ADHD women don’t say “I love you.” They just aggressive-love you in 4 specific, chaotic ways:

1. Penguin Pebbling
Sending you 45 TikToks, memes, and random screenshots at 3 AM with zero context. It means: “This gave me dopamine, please consume it.”

[Emma @emz_baxter]

@AldiUK hey Aldi, I bought a diamond art from one of your stores but when I opened it, it didn’t have the kit or diamonds for it, I don’t have the receipt anymore 😩 can you help?

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Girls will survive abuse, heartbreak, grief, and unspeakable tragedies and still navigate through the world with kindness and compassion, but one minor inconvenience in a man's childhood and he spends the rest of his life terrorizing and poisoning everyone around him

[Emma @emz_baxter]

@tru_fru Luna 🌙🩷

[KJ .✦ ݁˖ VON DUTCH SCREAMER!!! @faken1ceties]

they need to build a tesco arena and they could make it so you can use your club card to get presale for tickets

[Emma @emz_baxter]

@DisneyDLV hey, could I get help on my quest on “mistress of all evil”. I can’t seem to move the spinning wheel and candelabra to where I want it :)

[Emma @emz_baxter]

@Pleasing please restock the fancy friends hoodie, I feel it’s been sold out for ages 😩💛

[Falkirk FC @FalkirkFC]

TOP SIX FALKIRK!

Full Time: Motherwell 2-3 Falkirk

A brilliant performance in North Lanarkshire means The Bairns will play in the top half of the split this season!

@crunchycarrotsm | #COYB

[Emma @emz_baxter]

@NastyGal how do I contact someone to help with returning an item? The portal isn’t recognising the order number :)

[Emma @emz_baxter]

Listening to @Louis_Tomlinson album in the sun - roll on April 27th 🌻☀️🕶️

[Emma @emz_baxter]

Make it illegal to photograph or film children without parental consent in Scotland - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/hCridIjrEQ via @UKChange

[Mila🧞‍♀️ @sparklymusics]

🪭god knows🪭your life is on the brink 🪭and your therapist well feed🪭🪭 the fix 🪭of all fixes🪭 un-intimate sex you like the way 🪭🪭 she talks🪭 but never what she says you’ve🪭 had your🪭🪭tummy tickled🪭are🪭 you listening yet?🪭

[car @honeytilda]

gonna use this as the harry version of is it not clocking to you that im standing on business

[Emma @emz_baxter]

This will always be my top Disney movie. I knew I wanted to be like Madame Adelaide from a young age and giving the way my life is going at the moment I’m not far off 😂

[lovedarksoul @lovedarksoul]

The Aristocats (1970)

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

“How much do you love cats?”

me:

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

please stop making everything digital i want to keep saving the movie ticket, the concert ticket, a handwritten note, a photo, the invitation of about 15 & all those little things in a shoebox to open when im 80