Emily Khor

Personal account. Just tweeting my internal monologue into the ether.

[Emily Khor @emzkhor]

My dog keeps waking me up in the middle of the night to go out to pee. I think, for the first time, I’ve gotten a taste of what parenting a human child would be like. And I don’t like it one bit 😂

[Emily Khor @emzkhor]

Why did I think it was a good idea to walk 8.4km from Leicester Square to Shepherds Bush last night 😭

[Emily Khor @emzkhor]

I hate to admit it cos it’s such a boomer thing, but honestly Facebook groups are the best source of local news 😅

[Emily Khor @emzkhor]

Heavy rain + 1989 TV + lying in bed with a book is literally all I want for the next 3 weeks

[Emily Khor @emzkhor]

Does anyone else talk to their friends on the phone but make it sound like you’re hosting a podcast?

[Emily Khor @emzkhor]

I would like to start a petition to bring back office cubicles. Why the hell did we think open plan offices were a good idea?

[Emily Khor @emzkhor]

B2 is the only acceptable answer.

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which cell do you start a new workbook in?

[Emily Khor @emzkhor]

Honestly it’s so hard to live a lactose intolerant life when I love cheese so much 😭

[Emily Khor @emzkhor]

First time in my life my car battery died on me. Had no idea what to do. No one around to help me jumpstart it. I feel like I should’ve listened when they were teaching this in driving school lol

[Emily Khor @emzkhor]

Sometimes I think of getting a tattoo of my dog cos I love him so much but then he goes and does some shit that just pisses me off and I’m like nah

[Emily Khor @emzkhor]

I’m not a religious person at all but damn I will worship allllll the gods if I means I will get a code for the Eras Tour

[Emily Khor @emzkhor]

@stjw_ Shut up, you just went on holiday to Bali 😂😂

[Emily Khor @emzkhor]

I’m so deeply unsatisfied with life at the moment and I don’t know how to stop feeling this way 😕

[Emily Khor @emzkhor]

Liking someone’s message, as in 👍🏼, is so passive aggressive

[Emily Khor @emzkhor]

@limcong96 IT IS 😭😭 it honestly feels like Malaysian weather

[Emily Khor @emzkhor]

Very tempted to buy an aircon this week. It’s been way too hot 😩 How is it 26°C inside my house

[Emily Khor @emzkhor]

I would like to know what % of any puff pastry item is actually wasted in the form of crumbs flaking off down the front of my shirt 😅

[Emily Khor @emzkhor]

Just realised I’m only a couple of weeks away from my life in the UK test and I’ve studied fuck all hahah pray for me

[Emily Khor @emzkhor]

Rocco got kicked out of daycare again for the second time and I had to leave work to pick him up 🙄 Now I know how my parents must’ve felt every time I got into trouble at school.

[Emily Khor @emzkhor]

Costa has started doing bubble tea. This feels SO wrong.