em

don’t worry bout it, sweetheart

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

It’s so funny to commit to wearing a suit pretty much all the time for like two years straight and then just suddenly drop this look on us

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

He forgets his wallet by the Knicks bench and Jalen Brunson slips on it

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

It's like Alan Cumming has announced she was murdered overnight by the Traitors

[one guy. maybe more @documense]

it feels so pathetic to have a bad day at work when you work remotely like ohhhhh I’m so sad it was so difficult clicking on things all day from the comfort of my own home. whatever man

[MTA News @MTANewsroom]

Happening soon…

Watch here: https://t.co/Sue35t41uQ

[em @emzocc]

what is the purpose of using huge amounts of energy to make something like this idgi

[MEGAN @MeganJo011]

Jumping this high with no safety belt is pure madness.

[em @emzocc]

y’all are so strict lmfao

[annie! 🧜🏻‍♂️🌟🐠 @destinanniee]

“we need some strong boys to help us stack these chairs”
me, a 10 year old girl:

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

This meeting could have been an overnight visit from three ghosts

[em @emzocc]

yaaaaaaaaaa i would have failed her too

[TPUSA_OU @TurningPointOU]

Samantha’s Essay (4of5)

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success

[Tim Ream is a DEI captain @DanzW0rld]

Dudes will get on here and be like "poor kids don't deserve to have a cookie" and think they're the good guys

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

guy who just got out of prison for identity theft and wire fraud:

umm zohran will let criminals into nyc

[em @emzocc]

fumbling micah and luka in the same year is truly …. something

[em @emzocc]

this is actually insane ???

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Gotta Catch ‘Em All.

[wuf @bong_rot]

Grocery shopping is so scary …… there are items that cost 6.99 that have never been 6.99 before

[em @emzocc]

ah yes, the fight against cancel culture continues

[Rotimi Adeoye @_rotimia]

I’m happy you’ve had a change of heart, I think you should apologize for this?

[em @emzocc]

big night for the unfollow button

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn