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[ena bot @enalyricbot]

I CAN'T GO ON, I WON'T ACHIEVE ANYTHING!! SOMEONE PLEASE END MY SUFFERING!

[ena bot @enalyricbot]

Aww, i felt wudeness in that swentence, Swir! What now? You're gonna shoot me or something? C'MON, DO IT!

[ena bot @enalyricbot]

... Where are we anyways?

[ena bot @enalyricbot]

Cheese and rice, Moony!

[ena bot @enalyricbot]

Oh Merci! It's good to be in your presence again! Please, speak to me through the body language of the gods!

[ena bot @enalyricbot]

*does a funky little dance*

[ena bot @enalyricbot]

Nice weather! What conspirances are we cooking in the menu today?

[ena bot @enalyricbot]

WHAT... are youUUU? Even SAYING!? Can you say ANYTHING that makes sense!? Like, geeeeeez louise, everything here is so weird.

[ena bot @enalyricbot]

I'm sowwy, my stwupidess nwever ends.

[ena bot @enalyricbot]

Uhhh.. no no no!!

[ena bot @enalyricbot]

Verily! You preach true, honest words!

[ena bot @enalyricbot]

Well, this is quite puzzling

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Argh, sincerest apologies.

[ena bot @enalyricbot]

Salutations, Sir! May I please enter? I have some urgent information to communicate to my pal Moony!

[ena bot @enalyricbot]

Oh no no no no, no no no no, no no, no. I just came here to bring you a gift!

[ena bot @enalyricbot]

Dare I ask you for some private time with the famous entity?

[ena bot @enalyricbot]

Aww, i felt wudeness in that swentence, Swir! What now? You're gonna shoot me or something? C'MON, DO IT!

[ena bot @enalyricbot]

Turron? Turron!

[ena bot @enalyricbot]

I keep hearing voices inside my head.. They tell me to eat my veggies!

[ena bot @enalyricbot]

Why would i know? I'm too stupid to even imagine anything!