Josephine

Pregnant. Interesting. Weird.

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@sarahshah Great maternity tips - thanks so much! http://tinyurl.com/db9qgx

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Now they're starting to get on my nerves. Labor is like running a marathon they say. Well, here's what I say to that: http://is.gd/rBi7

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Holy crap I can't stop eating carbs. Somebody tell me making a baby takes a much a running a marathon. Please. Lie to me. I need it.

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Of course he also doesn't have an excuse to eat chocolate. I don't either really, but WHAT THE MOMMY WANTS THE MOMMY GETS! *giggle*

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I'm so sad for men, especially my husband. He doesn't get to carry around the baby at all.

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This never even occurred to me: http://is.gd/nRk4

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Instead, I'm going to insist on a weekend with husband next year going to Cedar Point in Ohio and ride all 17 roller coasters!

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Turns out the jostling can cause the baby holding bits to separate from each other - GROSS! Guess I'll have to mind the signs.

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Going to the Houston Livestock Show, Rodeo and Carnival Sunday. I was thinking that "don't ride this if you're preg" is a hoax.

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How do you follow chocolate with tuna fish, he asks. I answer: Progesterone.

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New blog about Sprout: http://tinyurl.com/djeqjf

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Y'all don't forget to follow me on my "real" account now that the secret's out. That's where most of my posting happens @bonster713

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Eating fruit. Lots of fruit.

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New blog post: http://is.gd/kZ1y I sure wish more people would comment. It is so helpful and inspiring to know people are reading.

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Furthermore, I sent the email to the Patrick guy! So I had to send another email to Patrick to tell him nevermind and apologize to Peter.

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Called Joel at the gym this morning "Josh" and just wrote an email to Peter and called him Patrick. Pregnant brain is REAL!

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Latest blog: http://is.gd/kIuu

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Okay, all - it's time to announce. I have twittered on my non-pregnancy account that I'm pregnant. Now I'll reveal my identity: @bonster713

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Still blogging - check it out: http://www.whattoexpect.com/blogs/lifewithsproutinsideandout/default.aspx

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My mother in law is a spaz sometimes. Weird.